Ha. I thought my not-quite-three year old nephew's tantrum was pretty funny. He was mad because his dad made him wash his hands. Boy did he scream. My wish for him was that this was the worst thing that ever happened to him.

Timing, however, is crucial to finding temper tantrums funny

I need to note for the record that Matilda is completely capable of keeping the strap for Mommy's coach bag on her shoulder and looked quite the fashionista toddling around the living room.

It was only when I took it away (as it was filled with mommy's phone - one of which Matilda had already gummed to death - license, money, keys and other essentials) that she flew into a rage.

And yes, her tantrums are completely distraught and worthy of Greta Garbo playing Camille. She gets lower and lower to the ground, sobbing disconsolately then when her forehead touches the ground she goes prostrate like a penitent. With sobs.

Not quite a tantrum, but Annabel got in trouble Christmas evening for coloring on the walls, which I thought she'd known better than to do for at least a year. We were talking to her about it and asking her if she understood why it was wrong. She promptly replied, "Because I get a time-out."

So it turns out she's still not so clear on morality and respecting other people's things...

At least she understands cause and effect....

Mallory's tantrums are pretty much Lilo's. He is a melodramatic little poop, and then he faceplants.

Woah. Less than 50. When does the haiku start?

man, less than 50
morning will have tons of posts
no chance for top ten

here is my haiku
it does not accomplish much
read another post

now the thread is dead
I blame my shitty haiku
don't try another...

This haiku is crap.
I hope I will get better.
It is my first try.