I'm a vision of hotliness, and how weird is that? Mystical comas. You know, if you can stand the horror of a higher power hijacking your mind and body so that it can give birth to itself, I really recommend 'em.

Cordelia ,'You're Welcome'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Dec 27, 2007 7:24:20 am PST #9918 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I would not and still will not ask strangers to watch my food. I also avoid bringing open food into public restrooms.

The two policies have been okay in conjunction with each other so far.

I was just telling my sister about being dicked over by NWA (the airline, not the rap group) when the desk lady told me "At least you'll walk again! My aunt is dead!" The nurse trying to insert an IV in me as I was recounting the story about brayed with laughter. Flying sure makes for some stress, and not just on one side of the equation.


vw bug - Dec 27, 2007 7:32:18 am PST #9919 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

Does an appointment at the Genius Bar cost money?


Steph L. - Dec 27, 2007 7:38:00 am PST #9920 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I would not and still will not ask strangers to watch my food.

I'm just surprised to hear Laga's POV, that the customers must not trust the theatre employees to watch their food. The question of trust wouldn't even enter into it for me; I just thought it was rude, in an imperious sort of way, to be all, "Oh, even though you're busy waiting on other customers, I need you to watch *my* food for me while I pee."

I totally would have expected Laga to say something like "I can't believe that customers expect the employees to watch their food, when the employees have *other* customers to wait on!"

Just goes to show, I'm damned if I do, and need to remember to not take my food in the bathroom with me at the theatre.


§ ita § - Dec 27, 2007 7:43:49 am PST #9921 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I just thought it was rude

It struck me as rude and therefore unsafe--if I have no right to ask someone to watch my food, who knows what happens to it when my back is turned?

And then, even if it's not rude, some people just suck.


§ ita § - Dec 27, 2007 7:45:08 am PST #9922 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm damned if I do

Cereally, if you're comfortable taking your food in with you, I think you should ignore everyone (including me) that thinks it's weird. Your food, and you know what happens to it.


Fay - Dec 27, 2007 7:45:31 am PST #9923 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Good points all.

Mind you, I share the sense of squick at finding a Taco Wrapper in the loo. Because - ew.


SuziQ - Dec 27, 2007 7:51:33 am PST #9924 of 10002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Is it so difficult to plan ahead and potty before buying food. Or have someone else in your group hold the food while you make that mad dash?

As for the taco wrapper - hopefully the person was just emptying a pocket or something. Ummmm....yeah.


SuziQ - Dec 27, 2007 7:51:35 am PST #9925 of 10002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Is it so difficult to plan ahead and potty before buying food. Or have someone else in your group hold the food while you make that mad dash?

As for the taco wrapper - hopefully the person was just emptying a pocket or something. Ummmm....yeah.


Jessica - Dec 27, 2007 7:52:21 am PST #9926 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

See, this is why I don't go to movies by myself.


tommyrot - Dec 27, 2007 7:53:48 am PST #9927 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I take my food to the bathroom, but then all I have to do is set it on the shelf-thing above the urinals....