I have pickled asparagus but they don't want to be eaten out of the jar, they want to attain their rightful place as bloody mary stirrers. I had a packet of soy sauce for dinner but don't feel bad for me, I had a huge burrito on the way to work.

MARGARITAS

oh well yeah. And we almost did do that yesterday, but I was thinking more along the lines of gazpacho or mamma Stamberg's cranberry relish. I want him to understand that he is going to be an integral part of my kitchen and not "just" a bartender.

I want him to understand that he is going to be an integral part of my kitchen and not "just" a bartender.

but, he is a bartender first, right? :)

What should I name my iPhone?

Mine is the DiabloPhone.

Somehow, I am leaning towards Larry. I don't know why.

For some reason I think my blender's name is Lou. I have never named an appliance before.

. Express Jet now has my undying loyalty.

That is going a little far. Asshat & fan club deserve to be denied their tickets (even though it is unlikely to happen) because nothing that has happened is either the fault of the ground or flight crew. That does not mean that nothing that has happened is the fault of the airlines. Most "weather" delays and maintenance delays are in fact the fault of airlines.

Many weather delays occur not due to unusually bad weather but due to booking of too many flights too close together so that you are guaranteed delays if the weather is less than perfect. (Look up some of the old "ask the pilot" columns on Salon for more on this.) Maintenance delays are due to the fact that one of the places airlines save money these days is on maintenance; this tends to replace delays for prevention with delays for repairs, so it is not smart. But it is common.

Now maybe JetExpress is an exception to this. I know it is nowhere as bad as United. But don't be too quick to assume they are not at fault -- even though that is no excuse for asshats giving a hard time to ordinary employees who have zero role in setting policy .

Gar, I was really just joking about the fact that if I only fly express jet, I'll never run into the asshats again.

In any case, plane's here. Boarding soon. Night, bitches.

plane's here. Boarding soon

YAY!

it's weird enough that people take their popcorn into the restroom. I guess I understand, you went to the snack bar, now you have to go, and maybe you don't trust us to keep an eye on your food while you use the facilities, so I'm used to sweeping up the occasional popcorn spill in the ladies room. But I just swept up a taco wrapper oh I just don't even want to think about how that got there.