Oh, I wish those council guys would let me have an hour alone in the room with her, if I was larger and had grenades.

Willow ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Dec 25, 2007 2:56:20 pm PST #9791 of 10002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Just finished participating in Laga's family gift exchange. All items supposed to be under $1. Quite an interesting tradition. Now there is a furry of activity in the kitchen as a million people cook their dish. I'd offer to help, but I think I'd upset the organized chaos that is happening.


NoiseDesign - Dec 25, 2007 3:01:15 pm PST #9792 of 10002
Our wings are not tired

They have furries in the kitchen? Who's wearing the badger costume?


DCJensen - Dec 25, 2007 3:11:35 pm PST #9793 of 10002
All is well that ends in pizza.

If there's a furry of activity with badgers, there must be a snake.

Mmm. Mushroom. Mushroom.


NoiseDesign - Dec 25, 2007 3:14:26 pm PST #9794 of 10002
Our wings are not tired

Unless they are in Kenya.


Pix - Dec 25, 2007 3:22:58 pm PST #9795 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Christmas at a working Westen cattle ranch is a trip. First everyone was roping cattle mannequns in the backyard before dinner, then we had real tacos with beef from the ranch, and we ended with a white elephant gift exchange in which I won a cattle-pult with plastic cows to shoot at people. The night ended with an invite to come out and ride a day on the ranch with the cowboys (which would likely kill me, but I'm so going to take them up on it someday). Too much fun. This is my aunt's family in Oracle, AZ, and it's about as real as the Wild West gets these days.


Fay - Dec 25, 2007 3:25:01 pm PST #9796 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

So long as nobody's wearing a turkey suit. That kind of behaviour would just lead to unsavoury remarks about stuffing and turkey basters.

Unless they are in Kenya.

See, then it would be a lion suit. Or possibly a tiger suit.

Coincidentally, 3 friends have just meandered off home after visiting us this evening, and one of them is originally from Kenya. (And another of them seems to be obsessed with monkeys, which made me sorry that nobody in the room was of a Jossian frame of mind. Well, you know, other than me.)

G'night all.


tommyrot - Dec 25, 2007 3:26:51 pm PST #9797 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A tiger?! In Africa?!


Ginger - Dec 25, 2007 3:27:04 pm PST #9798 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Merry Christmas, everyone!

I have brought the dog with me and he apparently has the same love-hate relationship with my sister that I do. Sunday he madly humped her arm. Monday he bit her.


Pix - Dec 25, 2007 3:37:06 pm PST #9799 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Ginger, if I could COMM from the BlackBerry, I so would.


askye - Dec 25, 2007 3:43:38 pm PST #9800 of 10002
Thrive to spite them

...and it's comm'd!