This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


libkitty - Dec 21, 2007 10:34:39 am PST #9464 of 10002
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

I forgot to yeah the A. Congrats Epic! Congrats Nora!

Yes, there was an unfortunate xpost, but it's all fixed now.


Glamcookie - Dec 21, 2007 10:35:37 am PST #9465 of 10002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Go Nora!


SuziQ - Dec 21, 2007 10:43:07 am PST #9466 of 10002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Yay to all A's and to all school going folk, regardless of grades. Woot.

Well, the pickets and the blow-up rat are gone. Guess I shall never know what their issue was. Alas.

I can haz sleep now?


tommyrot - Dec 21, 2007 10:45:16 am PST #9467 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Well, the pickets and the blow-up rat are gone. Guess I shall never know what their issue was.

"Bow down and worship our Rat god...."


Frankenbuddha - Dec 21, 2007 10:47:52 am PST #9468 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I, for one, welcome our inflatable rodent masters.


Ginger - Dec 21, 2007 10:50:54 am PST #9469 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Yay for S going home! Yay for A's!

I just accidentally sent an incomplete e-mail to a bunch of business associates because I sneezed with my finger on the mouse. Tres embarrassing. I'm either coming down with something or I'm having an extreme allergy attack. I'm sneezing so loudly that askye and Laura may have heard me.

This morning at the Y, I heard a woman talking about what her kids were doing. She apparently has some teens and a 5 or 6 year old. They have a stuffed elf, and the older kids have been having the elf do something every night for the benefit of the younger one. One morning he found the elf at the end of a trail of Hershey's kisses and wrappers. Another morning he found the elf set up to wrap packages and entangled in tape and ribbon. One night the elf piled cardboard bricks into a wall in front of the kid's bedroom door. She said all the kids are having a great time with it.

I will never be ready for Christmas and I've lost all sense of fun.


Pix - Dec 21, 2007 10:51:53 am PST #9470 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Skipping to the end to share something that is making me laugh (and cry a little, too).

One of my students rated her grammar skills as an "area of strength" and then wrote the following explanation:

"I am very good on grammatical concepts. I spent years learning it, so it enjoys me to use it in my writing."

Nothing like a little irony on a hard winter's grading day...


Scrappy - Dec 21, 2007 10:54:35 am PST #9471 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

It enjoys me to read that sentence.


Ginger - Dec 21, 2007 10:55:11 am PST #9472 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I have known grammar a long time myself and would like to be enjoyed by it.


Sparky1 - Dec 21, 2007 10:58:01 am PST #9473 of 10002
Librarian Warlord

My student story:

Everyone graduating from this program has to watch some tapes/DVDs to fulfill an ethics requirement. A student graduating this semester just came into the library because he hasn't done this and is leaving town -- he tells me the Dean's office only told him last week that he had to do this, he's not going to graduate, yada, yada, boo-hoo.

And then he asks me to sign something that says he watched the tapes, and swears he'll do it "someday". See above re, subject of tapes? Ethics.

I think he even said, "Aww, com'on!" when I said "no."