Hey, preaching to the choir. I thought our Lady of the Perpetual Sea Breeze was the real deal until the Divine Miss J walked right through that door and right into my ass—which is where my heart is…physiologically. I could show you an x-ray.

Lorne ,'Time Bomb'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Dec 21, 2007 4:22:56 am PST #9397 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

For me, it's the SPLURCH! that really makes it sing.

Yes, the SPLURCH is essential too.

The whole thing really is much better than the sum of its parts.


Miracleman - Dec 21, 2007 4:24:50 am PST #9398 of 10002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Okay, then, we're all agreed: *Stabby McFuckin' stab stab* *SPLURCH!squeeky* is the new pink.


tommyrot - Dec 21, 2007 4:32:50 am PST #9399 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I dunno - maybe I'm a classicist, but I like the pre-McFuckin' one slightly more. Not sure why - maybe the McFuckin distracts somewhat from the violence of the thing.


amych - Dec 21, 2007 4:34:30 am PST #9400 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

It's not the distraction from the violence that I mind -- McFuckin throws the rhythm off.


tommyrot - Dec 21, 2007 4:35:25 am PST #9401 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

OK, I can see that.


brenda m - Dec 21, 2007 4:38:00 am PST #9402 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I'm with y'all. Maybe I'm just a traditionalist - I don't cheer for expansion teams either.

Also, get offa my lawn.


Miracleman - Dec 21, 2007 4:38:18 am PST #9403 of 10002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

So...we're not agreed.

*Stabbity stab stab* *SPLURCH!squeeky* is the old new pink? Still?


brenda m - Dec 21, 2007 4:40:04 am PST #9404 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Hey, you don't mess with the classics.


DCJensen - Dec 21, 2007 4:40:36 am PST #9405 of 10002
All is well that ends in pizza.

When you typed "Stabby McFuckin'" my mind at first scanned it as "Bobby McFerrin" and I thought, "oh, heard Don't Worry, Be Happy too many times, eh?"

edited for punctuation


JZ - Dec 21, 2007 4:43:29 am PST #9406 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

McFuckin' feels to me like verbal punctuation of that extra thrust that some offenses call for. Sometimes all you need is the stabbity stab, but every now and then someone needs more stabbinating than that.