I'd probably chicken out and tip at the cashier at the end and let them divide it out however...
Willow: Something evil-crashed to earth in this. Then it broke out and slithered away to do badness.
Giles: Well, in all fairness, we don't really know about the "slithered" part. Anya: No, no, I'm sure it frisked about like a fluffy lamb.
'Never Leave Me'
Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
meara - Dec 17, 2007 5:59:25 pm PST #8781 of 10002
Ginger - Dec 17, 2007 6:05:37 pm PST #8782 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
What if we use a version actually performed by Leonard Cohen?
That might keep you from being haunted forever, although the Cohen song I'd pick would be "Anthem." Use the Jeff Buckley version and gnats will follow you everywhere, your faucets will run with blood, your bread will always fall butter side down and you'll never get a parking space again.
d - Dec 17, 2007 6:13:15 pm PST #8783 of 10002
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.
I can haz internets at the laundromat! The wireless, it haz a flavor.
Seriously, I'm grateful to the Deli in this strip mall for providing me with entertainment.
DavidS - Dec 17, 2007 6:16:48 pm PST #8784 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
If you planed Lenny's "The Future" you wouldn't be sorry you were dead. You'd think, "Yeah, fuck it."
Btw, did everybody note that he was voted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? With Madonna, the Dave Clark Five and the Ventures? (Weird class)
aurelia - Dec 17, 2007 6:17:04 pm PST #8785 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Perfect for the after toast, I think. Maybe everybody could sing along to the "Worms."
Ah, we are simpatico on this subject, my friend.
DavidS - Dec 17, 2007 6:18:00 pm PST #8786 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Ah, we are simpatico on this subject, my friend.
Consider yourself invited to my wake. You can lead the crowd in the "Worm" singalong and toast.
Laga - Dec 17, 2007 6:26:29 pm PST #8787 of 10002
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
worm
Are we talking "the worms crawl in the worms crawl out"? 'cause they said on QI that worms don't really do that.
DavidS - Dec 17, 2007 6:34:54 pm PST #8788 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
'cause they said on QI that worms don't really do that.
I'm content with it as a metaphor for mortality. The literal minded should pick somebody besides The Pogues anyway.
Pix - Dec 17, 2007 6:41:08 pm PST #8789 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
I want any useful organs to be donated and then I want to be cremated. I don't want to end up in some cheesy urn on someone's shelf. Just toss my ashes in the ocean or something.
Funeral? I can't even imagine. I'd rather not have a somber one at some cold church, though. I'd want my friends and loved ones to gather somewhere warm and inviting to tell stories, laugh, cry, and be together.
Laga - Dec 17, 2007 6:41:34 pm PST #8790 of 10002
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
My brain first went to "Waiting for the Worms" by Pink Floyd.