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Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.

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billytea - Dec 17, 2007 2:56:25 pm PST #8748 of 10002

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Don't embalm me, that's too creepy. Or cremate me -- too creepy.

Plus, I'm sure Dallas would rather they kept you fresh.

Does anyone else have songs picked out? Or am I the only morbid one?

I think my brother wants the theme to The Wombles. "Making good use of the things that we find / Things that the everyday folks leave behind."

§ ita § - Dec 17, 2007 2:59:26 pm PST #8749 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm sure Dallas would rather they kept you fresh.

I thought it was cats that ate you and dogs just sat and waited for something to happen.

Ginger - Dec 17, 2007 3:17:04 pm PST #8750 of 10002

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Not according to the X-Files.

brenda m - Dec 17, 2007 3:23:31 pm PST #8751 of 10002

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Depends on how long you give them to think about it.

aurelia - Dec 17, 2007 4:24:17 pm PST #8752 of 10002

All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Poor Queequeg.

I feel like someone filled my sinuses with that expandable foam insulation.

-t - Dec 17, 2007 4:31:08 pm PST #8753 of 10002

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I thought it was cats that ate you and dogs just sat and waited for something to happen.

I would guess that cats would not be interested once you stopped twitching and dogs would get more interested the stronger the carrion smell got. I haven't run an experiment or anything. But it does fit observations I have made of individuals of certain species reactions to mice.

§ ita § - Dec 17, 2007 4:37:23 pm PST #8754 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Yay google!

At the 1992 American Academy of Forensic Sciences conference in New Orleans, a forensic pathologist stated that individuals living alone sometimes died unexpectedly and unnoticed. He claimed that, in his experience, a pet dog would go for several days before it resorted to eating the owner's body. A pet cat would wait only a day or two. What he didn't mention was that cats are obligate carnivores and, unlike dogs (which are more omnivorous), cats cannot consume other potential foodstuffs that might be lying around the home (fruit, veg, cookies). For a dog, the corpse might be a last resort, but for an obligate carnivore, it may be the first resort.

First hit.

javachik - Dec 17, 2007 4:41:47 pm PST #8755 of 10002

Our wings are not tired.

And now I am completely creeped out by thoughts of my pets eating me!

Laga - Dec 17, 2007 4:43:19 pm PST #8756 of 10002

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I'm just glad the cat moved out.

sarameg - Dec 17, 2007 4:46:00 pm PST #8757 of 10002

laughing hysterically.

Ironically, the one with the prey drive is so picky about food, my corpse might be safe. Now, the one with no prey drive who thinks people exist to pet him...

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