Hey, don't worry about it. Nest full of vampires, you come get me, okay. Box full of puppies, that's more of a judgement call.

Jonathan ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


brenda m - Dec 16, 2007 6:57:21 am PST #8464 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

The worst case my sisters and I had of hysterical laughter was in the hospital where my father was a patient. My BIL was horrified, but we just couldn't stop. My dear father had some brain problems resulting from his strokes. Most of the time he was lucid, but there were times when he just spoke gibberish, and other times he would create the most outlandish stories. He would get totally pissed at us if we didn't accept as truth when he told us he had huge sums of cash buried in the back yard, or crazy tales of adventures he had taken. We were discussing some of these in the waiting room and the combination of fear and stress started one of us laughing and that was the end for all of us. The more BIL yelled at us for being disrespectful the more we cried and laughed.

This was us in my mom's hospital room for like four straight months. Fortunately we're immune (or more like, oblivious) to the disapproval of others.


tommyrot - Dec 16, 2007 6:57:27 am PST #8465 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I want my funeral to be funny. I'm hoping for lots of slapstick.


Vortex - Dec 16, 2007 7:06:54 am PST #8466 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Upon reflection, I think that perhaps he sorted everyone else's out back in November, and because my passport was in my possession (because of the trip to Singapore), rather than in his possession, I just got left out. Certainly I didn't hear anything from him after I confirmed by email on November 13th that I would be returning to the UK for Christmas and thus need a re-entry visa.

I think that you should leave this out. If you give them an excuse to blame you, they may try not to pay you back. I would say something like.

“I confirmed my need for a visa with Admin Guy by email on November 13, per his request. We’ve all been busy with the end of term, and it occurred to me I had not heard anything from him.”

or something like that.

Question: I am trying to clean out my garage and it's actually full of awesome stuff that I do not need to make $ from, and is too nice to take to Goodwill.

try freecycle.org. Perfect for this sort of thing.

May I recommend that you ship that sewing machine via UPS?

perhaps, but their customer service blows.

I made a smaller batch, and it's actually in a punch bowl this time.

as opposed to a large trash can?


Susan W. - Dec 16, 2007 7:15:16 am PST #8467 of 10002
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

For the A's fans, here's an enemy take on the Haren trade: [link]

But don't worry, thanks to our management, we're sure to suck (again) too: [link]


Ginger - Dec 16, 2007 7:28:25 am PST #8468 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I'm talking my sister through making an Amazon.com order. Please shoot me now.


Tom Scola - Dec 16, 2007 7:36:09 am PST #8469 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Steal her credit card number!


brenda m - Dec 16, 2007 7:36:30 am PST #8470 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Bacon Salt for everyone!


Ginger - Dec 16, 2007 7:38:07 am PST #8471 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I just lost my temper and she's gone off to sulk. To add an address, it says at the top "Be sure to click 'Ship to this address' when done." I have repeated this statement eight times. She keeps saying that the address isn't in the address book. I say again "Did you click 'Ship to this address'? and she said, "Oh."


javachik - Dec 16, 2007 8:24:30 am PST #8472 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.

Vortex, I've used Freecycle dozens of times, and it does rock. Some of these items (e.g., the sewing machine) are a bit more valuable and personal though--so I'd like them to go to friends rather than strangers.


d - Dec 16, 2007 8:52:52 am PST #8473 of 10002
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

I want one of Ann's fruitcakes. But I am such a lurky-loo on this board I don't feel deserving of one.

I am totally wasting time. Although I did finally start sorting clothing for laundry. But I got sidetracked by finding my swim cap. Now I'm sitting here with my swim cap and goggles on, trying to get the fit right. I should go look in the mirror and laugh at myself.

Yesterday I went to the mall, where I spent a lot of money on stuff for me work, and nsm for gifts.

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