my sister and I almost got kicked out of a wedding one time. It all started with, "blessed is he who comes in the name of the lord."
Angel: He is dead. Technically, he's undead. It's a zombie. Connor: What's a zombie? Angel: It's an undead thing. Connor: Like you? Angel: No, zombies are slow-moving, dimwitted things that crave human flesh. Connor: Like you. Angel: No! It's different. Trust me.
'Destiny'
Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - Dec 15, 2007 5:54:55 pm PST #8447 of 10002
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
beth b - Dec 15, 2007 5:58:58 pm PST #8448 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
I can beat that one, Laga Also at a wedding " Adam tried all the animals, but none of them were for him".
Only DH and I heard it....
Laga - Dec 15, 2007 6:05:36 pm PST #8449 of 10002
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
urk. Sprite up my nose.
sj - Dec 15, 2007 6:16:14 pm PST #8450 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
(((((Nora)))))
Steph L. - Dec 15, 2007 6:32:41 pm PST #8451 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Ach, Nora. I'm glad your dad is okay, sweetie. And I think hysterical laughter is probably called for in this situation.
ION, it's cold and I have an unstable tummy, so I sent The Boy off to a party by himself, and I'm going to go to bed, but this is the first time I've gone to bed here with the house all empty. I mean, there are the dogs and the attack cats, but it's still weird.
Laga - Dec 15, 2007 8:51:52 pm PST #8452 of 10002
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I think I figured out what my least favorite thing about Christmas in California is. Fake snow scenes. Unfortunately my neighbor was in his yard when I exclaimed, "Good god that's hideous!" At the 9 foot glowing inflated snowman he's erected. I hope he didn't hear me.
Susan W. - Dec 15, 2007 9:04:14 pm PST #8453 of 10002
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
Annabel the shepherd. The little boy in the black robe standing in front of her is her best friend.
Annabel and me on our deck the day it snowed
beth b - Dec 15, 2007 9:20:34 pm PST #8454 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Jedi
It is the look on her face
Trudy Booth - Dec 15, 2007 9:45:33 pm PST #8455 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I'm just at the point where I'm afraid I'm just going to start laughing hysterically at the funeral or when something else goes wrong.
Everyone still loved Mary Richards.
Just keep a hanky handy. If you start to lose it pretend you are wracked by sobs.
Fay - Dec 16, 2007 12:39:12 am PST #8456 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Jedi. Definitely.
So here I am in England, 9000 baht poorer, pretty gosh-darned knackered, but happy to be home in the loving bosom of the family.
ion, England? Is cold. I mean, from my pov. What with the newly-returned-from-the-tropics thing. (Also, bears continue to shit in the woods, the pope continues to be Catholic, and Fox execs continue to be a shower of cunts.)
Brrrrrr!
I have deserted The Cat Daniel for well nigh 3 weeks. I've left him in the apartment, where he is in familiar territory, can snuggle under the duvet and stretch his legs, rather than consigning him to Cat Prison, where he would be in a wee cage being miserable. Friends are coming in to feed him, and hopefully they will also spend an hour or two drinking my tea/watching my DVDs, after which The Cat Daniel may possibly venture out from under the duvet to investigate them. Because if they just go in and put out food & water, he will hide hide hide.
I feel quite guilty, but I did stay there all freaking Summer keeping him company. And it's Christmas. And it's 12 months since I've been home/seen the fam.
Gosh, I'm tired.