I had my first boob smash 15 years ago, once 1 found my first lump. Do self exams, ladies, or get a partner that likes to wrangle the girls. My lump was so big that I found it by eye, fully dressed. At work. Sphere the diameter of a quarter, thankfully benign. Scary as fuck, though.

Oh, ugh, ita. I didn't realize you were in the hospital. I'm so sorry. I wish things would get better for you and for all of my friends with horrible chronic pain. It so sucks. I hope you get out in time to go to the Krav party.

I have a picture of me and Monk and Matisse from Pictures with Santa.

Oooh! Linky? Share!

(I just fangirl Monk and Matisse big time, but I actually KNOW meara and want to see her Seattle-ified hottness.)

I woke up this morning at 5:30 am, my nose completely congested, my throat all sandpapery and I haven't been able to get back to sleep. I finally found some Mucinex so I'm taking that, I'm tired, but not enough to go back to sleep. I had planned on going Xmas shopping today but I haven't gotten out of bed and I'm watching Project Runway Canada.

Gris--Our friend Tracy wrote that play! So glad you liked it. He's so talented and also a unique and charming guy.

Our friend Tracy wrote that play! So glad you liked it. He's so talented and also a unique and charming guy.

I swear. This world just keeps getting smaller and smaller.

askye, feel better!

In brief follow-up to my despicable behavior earlier this week...I've apologized, and not only did he accept my apology, but he apologized for his behavior. That's the very short story, but I thought I'd put an update here.

I'm glad you can put that behind you, vw. It happens. It's over.

Health ~ma to askye.

All kinds of ~ma for your Ma, Andi.

Gris--Our friend Tracy wrote that play! So glad you liked it. He's so talented and also a unique and charming guy.

Hee, I love when this happens.

Typo, the trip sounds amazing. Go you with being a contributor to the solution. Because really, we have to have solutions.

ita, damn. Your poor head, global warming, not sure sure which is the more complex problem. I keep praying that you cross paths with the right person with the right combination of therapy that fixes your pain.

t rant The pharmaceutical companies have so much damn money I don't see why they can't do more good in this world. I'm in doctor's offices all the time and the money the pharm reps throw around is insane. One office with about 30 or so employees gets free lunch for everyone Every Single Day. They have a calendar where it gets scheduled. One Single Drug Company books Friday lunch for this entire office for the entire year. One office, 52 catered lunches for 30. I can't even begin to imagine what the lunch budget is when you multiply this by the number of offices they bribe to push their drugs across the country.

How much cheaper would drugs be without this waste? What grand developments might happen if this money went to research? t /rant

ION, I have to clean my house so I can decorate before Christmas is past.

Laura, that's why I'm so not in pharma SALES. I'd feel so slimy.

(I just fangirl Monk and Matisse big time, but I actually KNOW meara and want to see her Seattle-ified hottness.)

Aww. I have to hook up my scanner and put it in--they give you a printed out picture. I'll probably wait until after tonight, and do a few good pictures of me in the santa outfit, too.

ita, so sorry to hear you're in the hospital. I hope you have gotten some pain relief now.

My nephews just left. They're so big and so cute! An hour with them isn't nearly enough, but I'm very grateful to have had it.

ita - the system deserves some serious smiting.

typo - welcome back and thank you for the mental vacation to Bali!

laura & meara - is it possible that the pendulum is headed back towards research and away from marketing? I don't know, but I'm asking. Either way, that lunch scheme sounds so incredibly over the top it isn't funny. What is the return on 'free lunch, all the time'?

Cashmere - I couldn't say so at the time, but I really appreciated your comments - it was good to hear I wasn't shouting at the rain (this time).

vw - sounds like you handled it really well.

ok, so from the land of "you know your child's a buffista if...": We went to Target last week for something Very Important (can't remember what now) and sproglet snagged on the Hello Kitty! display. "Hello Kitty!" she didn't-quite yell, holding her arms out and demonstrating the ability to bend space and time towards her.

We distracted her by saying (yes, it was exactly the time we were discussing this on the board) that maybe Santa would bring one Hello Kitty thing. Immediately, she said: "Toaster! I want the Hello Kitty toaster.... and the clock!" Which was kind of strange, but we thought we'd let it ride. And that she would maybe think of other kitchenware she wanted instead.

No such luck. All the way home: "and we will get the Hello Kitty! Toaster and I will put two slices of bread in it and they will be toast and I will give you toast from the Hello Kitty! toaster and then we can have breakfast and it will be good.. mumble mumble." (she fell asleep then).

Three days later: "is that Santa? (in a magazine) He's going to bring me my Hello Kitty! toaster. and I will put two slices of bread in it and they will be toast and I will give you toast from the Hello Kitty! toaster !"

Then last night, while watching an illicit Max and Ruby xmas special on Demand - "that's santa! He's leaving presents! He's going to bring me my Hello Kitty! toaster."

This morning, she and DH wrote a letter to santa, so that he would know what to order from Target bring.

This has saga written all over it. or at least series.