Simon: You are my beautiful sister. River: I threw up on your bed. Simon: Yep. Definitely my sister.

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Stephanie - Dec 03, 2007 9:53:04 am PST #6901 of 10002
Trust my rage

Eight men say they either had sex with Sen. Larry Craig or were targets of sexual advances by the Idaho lawmaker at various times during his political career, a newspaper reported.

I tend to believe this is true, but it seems odd that one of the eight is the guy who outed Ted Haggard. Yeah, same general region of the country, I guess, but he must be one well connected escort.


Nora Deirdre - Dec 03, 2007 9:53:58 am PST #6902 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

He may have been recommended as someone "discreet" or something. You know, referral-type thing?


Stephanie - Dec 03, 2007 9:55:45 am PST #6903 of 10002
Trust my rage

He may have been recommended as someone "discreet" or something.

He's the gay Republican Heidi Fleiss!


Cashmere - Dec 03, 2007 9:56:14 am PST #6904 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

Joe, STAY PUT. Resting is the only way you can get back into action. I hope your back heals quickly.

Teppy, our movers actually moved boxes for us from TEN YEARS AGO when we moved to Columbus--they had the old movers' stickers on them.

*sigh* Owen is officially THAT kid. He has ZERO impulse control and is now a big yeller. Taking him into any store is a sweating nightmare for me because while I'm looking for what I need, I'm trying to keep him from snatching stuff off the shelves, tossing stuff out of the cart and dealing with his constant screaming for whatever he sees. I always leave stores embarrassed. I'm sure people watching us think I'm a horrible disciplinarian.


Vortex - Dec 03, 2007 9:56:49 am PST #6905 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

He may have been recommended as someone "discreet" or something. You know, referral-type thing?

I can just see his ad now "I specialize in closeted hypocrites!"


omnis_audis - Dec 03, 2007 9:57:57 am PST #6906 of 10002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I'm sure people watching us think I'm a horrible disciplinarian.

handcuffs and ball gag not an option?

wha??

(and we wonder why o_a is still single)


Stephanie - Dec 03, 2007 9:57:59 am PST #6907 of 10002
Trust my rage

Well, my work day is over. Now to run home to my traumatized daughter and injured husband. Hopefully, sleep has restored both of them somewhat.


Aims - Dec 03, 2007 9:59:49 am PST #6908 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I always leave stores embarrassed. I'm sure people watching us think I'm a horrible disciplinarian.

{{Cash}}}

I owe you email. I R BAD.


Cashmere - Dec 03, 2007 10:00:56 am PST #6909 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

I can just see his ad now "I specialized in closeted hypocrites!"

There may be a thread at Free Republic.

handcuffs and ball gag not an option?

wha??

(and we wonder why o_a is still single)

I'm a good Disciplinarian. But a sucky disciplinarian. I doubt the lady at the check out would approve of the use of a ball gag for a three year old's screaming "BUBBALICIOUS! I. WANT. BUBBALICIOUS!"


Miracleman - Dec 03, 2007 10:01:41 am PST #6910 of 10002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I always leave stores embarrassed. I'm sure people watching us think I'm a horrible disciplinarian.

Can't be worse than Aimee's
"check-card-not-working-Emeline-crying-and-saying-"I really hung'y, Mommy" story.