It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - Nov 30, 2007 1:43:27 pm PST #6719 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

Oh, ugh. I just watched a VERY sad movie (that was supposed to be a romantic comedy! THEY LIED!!!), and I cannot stop sobbing.


smonster - Nov 30, 2007 1:44:28 pm PST #6720 of 10002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Hiya, Bitches, anyone around? I'm bored waiting for this boy to show up.


smonster - Nov 30, 2007 1:45:21 pm PST #6721 of 10002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Oh noes, bug, what movie?

(I totally typed that as no hoes first.)


vw bug - Nov 30, 2007 1:46:37 pm PST #6722 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

SMONSTER!

what movie?

A Wedding for Bella


vw bug - Nov 30, 2007 1:48:12 pm PST #6723 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

I think I'm going to have to watch some Law & Order: SVU to cheer myself up!


smonster - Nov 30, 2007 1:49:31 pm PST #6724 of 10002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I know not this movie, but will be cautious of it in the future.

Jeezy Chreezy, miscommunications. Boy just called. I thought he was going to BE HERE in an hour. He was going to CALL ME in an hour. I could have taken a nap. And eaten something. He's still in a bar half an hour away.


smonster - Nov 30, 2007 1:50:08 pm PST #6725 of 10002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I think I'm going to have to watch some Law & Order: SVU to cheer myself up!

Well, that puts it in perspective. Yowza.


vw bug - Nov 30, 2007 1:51:37 pm PST #6726 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

I know not this movie, but will be cautious of it in the future.

Yes. Please do. For my sake!

Boy just called. I thought he was going to BE HERE in an hour. He was going to CALL ME in an hour. I could have taken a nap. And eaten something. He's still in a bar half an hour away.

Oh, goodness! That's not good or helpful.


smonster - Nov 30, 2007 1:57:41 pm PST #6727 of 10002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Indeed. Now I have to figure out what to eat here. And I have no bread, so my standby toasted cheese is out. And chili seems like a bad idea.


Stephanie - Nov 30, 2007 1:58:34 pm PST #6728 of 10002
Trust my rage

Hi smonster!

(just had to say hi since i never see you here)