This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


brenda m - Nov 30, 2007 11:32:56 am PST #6697 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Stockings are Santa's job too. Poor Santa gets a bad rep since he is as lame with the present giving as mom sometimes. Santa presents also tend to be the hard to wrap items.

Totally.

Oh lord, now I'm remembering, when my mom was sick and my sister and I went "OMG, stockings!" at like 10 p.m. on Christmas eve - those were some ghetto stockings, I'll tell you what. We filled them up with all kinds of shit we had lying around, including Diet Cokes straight out of the fridge. Laughed our asses off, though.


Susan W. - Nov 30, 2007 11:33:32 am PST #6698 of 10002
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

So, do most people get some from Santa, some from Mom, some from Dad?

When I was a kid, I got one present from my parents and all the rest from Santa. (And, of course, I got presents from my brothers, grandparents, etc.)

For those of you who read Slacktivist, this week's Left Behind Friday is especially good.


erikaj - Nov 30, 2007 11:34:33 am PST #6699 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Mom and Dad and Ho Ho Ho (Mom still likes to put Ho Ho Ho sometimes. And pet names.)


sumi - Nov 30, 2007 11:37:02 am PST #6700 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

Santa, the parents, sometimes something from one of Santa's elves or one of the reindeer.

I think our stockings were filled by Santa.


askye - Nov 30, 2007 11:37:34 am PST #6701 of 10002
Thrive to spite them

In our house, the presents from my parents were put under the tree before Christmas Eve, so they'd sit there and taunt us with all the pretty wrappings.

Then we'd leave cookies and milk out for Santa and go to bed.

On Christmas morning our stockings would be full, there would be more presents under the tree and there'd always be 1 unwrapped present for each of us.

Which Mom later pointed out they did to deal with the hard to wrap stuff, I never noticed.

The only consistent thing we do year to year is eat breakfast and open the stockings first. Everything after that is subject to change.


askye - Nov 30, 2007 11:39:05 am PST #6702 of 10002
Thrive to spite them

One year it was just me and Mom for some reason and we had gone last minute shopping so we didn't even wrap the presents, we just had a bag with them behind our backs and pulled out the presents with a flourish.


d - Nov 30, 2007 11:40:26 am PST #6703 of 10002
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

I can't remember when I lost faith in Santa either. I don't remember it as being traumatic. The last time the family was together properly for Christmas everything was wrapped, funny gift tags like Teppy's mom does, including a bunch from elves and santa and whatever worked as a hint for the present. Also, presents should be as disguised as possible so people can't guess what they are. You should have seen some of the clever things my parents did when compact discs first came out.

The magic in my heart is all about the candles and the smell of the tree and the lights and the ornaments and the egg nog. Christmas music and movies and the Santa watch are just extra icing on a damn good cake.


JZ - Nov 30, 2007 11:42:01 am PST #6704 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

We always got one or two (plus the stocking) from Santa and the rest from family. Our mom would "help" us get something for each other and our dad from us, until each of us was somewhere around 10-12, at which point we started actually buying presents ourselves.

I don't remember the exact year, but I still remember the first Christmas present I ever gave my mom that I'd shopped for and purchased with my own money: a little plastic case of red and green bath beads that looked like Christmas ornaments (which I think she probably never used because of perfume allergy issues). I was so insanely proud of having gotten her something all on my own.


NoiseDesign - Nov 30, 2007 11:42:29 am PST #6705 of 10002
Our wings are not tired

I think the fact that my current most treasured Christmas tradition is a trip to a dive bar in La Mesa on Xmas Eve by myself speaks volumes.

I jokingly call myself a once a year regular.


JZ - Nov 30, 2007 11:45:54 am PST #6706 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I think the fact that my current most treasured Christmas tradition is a trip to a dive bar in La Mesa on Xmas Eve by myself speaks volumes.

Don't forget that the holiday season is also now your Kilt-iversary!