You know, my big sister could really beat the crap out of her. I mean, really really.

Dawn ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Fay - Nov 29, 2007 8:37:14 pm PST #6560 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Okay, I'm skipping a hundred and something posts because if I don't write it now I'll forget:

The kids have Golden Time just now (Friday afternoon), which means they can do whatever they like. Lachlan and Ronan have just come up to me with some shadow puppets they have made.

Lachlan: Look! We've made puppets! Our story is called 'The Giant Volcano and the Killer Bombs.'

Me: ....does it have a happy ending?

Ronan: No!

Me: I sort of suspected as much.

Lachlan: This boy goes into the volcano! And then the bomb comes out and he dies!

Me: !!!!!!!!

Ronan: Well...maybe he die and then he go to heaven! And become an angel! And can does magic!

Lachlan: No. He just dies.

Ronan: And comes back! Like Jesus!

Lachlan: And he comes back as a lion. And then somebody kills him, so he's dead.

Ronan:.....

Me: ...nope, not a very happy ending at all, then. But what a fantastic story!

(They're presently trying to show the story to the other kids, many of whom are busy with lego/building swords out of scrap paper/drawing flowers with sketch pens/other such pursuits)


NoiseDesign - Nov 29, 2007 8:38:29 pm PST #6561 of 10002
Our wings are not tired

Oh geez. My sister, bless her heart, is *just now* trying to find a Wii to get the kidlets for Christmas. As in this Christmas. Crazy woman.

Oh yikes! Good luck. They have been in limited supply for over a year now. I finally got mine in the late spring and that was after a few months of keeping an eye out for one.


Cass - Nov 29, 2007 8:41:13 pm PST #6562 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

And he comes back as a lion.
Have you been reading them The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe?

Bless. Your kids are adorable, Fay.


DavidS - Nov 29, 2007 8:41:32 pm PST #6563 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Excellent story, Fay, that reminds me of Tina, King of Monster Island.

I'm kind of exhausted. Emmett found out there was no Santa Claus tonight. There were tears. And more tears.

And much talking about it and he was okay when he went to bed.

But he kind of killed me when he said, "It was just nice believing that there was somebody as good as Santa in the world. It was just nice to believe that."


Nicole - Nov 29, 2007 8:48:58 pm PST #6564 of 10002
I'm getting the pig!

Aww! Poor Emmett!

"It was just nice believing that there was somebody as good as Santa in the world. It was just nice to believe that."

Kinda killed me, too.


Polter-Cow - Nov 29, 2007 8:50:00 pm PST #6565 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.


DCJensen - Nov 29, 2007 8:51:27 pm PST #6566 of 10002
All is well that ends in pizza.

Me: Ded from the Awww.


Cass - Nov 29, 2007 9:00:15 pm PST #6567 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Poor, boo...


BigDuluth - Nov 29, 2007 9:03:07 pm PST #6568 of 10002
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"

1) Congrats Jilli
2) JZ, what they said
3) Fay, CS Lewis' estate may sue your kids over their "Lion Jesus"
4) Again with the awwww
5) Laga, dental~ma. Mine told me to come back on Thursday to have work done...


WindSparrow - Nov 29, 2007 9:17:04 pm PST #6569 of 10002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Poor adorable Emmett.

I kinda outted Santa to one of the residents at a group home last Saturday. We were watching tv, and some commercial came on that showed Santa's existence in a questionable light. She asked me, "Is Santa Claus real?"

I had thought all the ladies at this home were up on that one, but with her asking, I demurred, "Santa is like the Easter Bunny," figuring that she could fill in that blank however she liked.

"So he's made up?"

At this point, I figured the question was one like scores of others she has asked while watching tv or having conversation - a request for a recap of what she has just seen or heard, by way of confirmation - rather than a real revelation. So I said, "Yes."

Sad face. "Oh. I had thought he was real."

I thought about it for a minute and came back with, "Ok now that you know, that means you are ready to play Santa yourself, like the rest of us who are in on the secret."

"But I don't have a Santa suit."

"Most people don't. Why do you think Santa never comes until after the kids are asleep?"

"Ohhh, so they don't see us with no Santa suits on."