Also, tommy does not get to lead storytime for the kidlets after the Apocalypse.
Eh, it'll build character.
But I understand. You gave up everything you had to find me. And you found me broken. It's hard for you.
River ,'Safe'
Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
brenda m - Nov 28, 2007 5:25:27 pm PST #6283 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
DebetEsse - Nov 28, 2007 5:38:41 pm PST #6284 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.
I can wrangle children of most ages, and pass on large sections of culture. (i.e.--teach school and life skills). I am decent at many things, though expert at few, and am a quick study. I also make an excellent "boss of you", for reasons that don't need exploring at this juncture.
I need to re-evaluate whether to stick with my existing plan for the apocalypse (head toward the family homestead) or head toward school.
tommyrot - Nov 28, 2007 5:41:36 pm PST #6285 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
As long as it's not winter, my new plan for the apocalypse involves stealing a yacht and sailing for Canada. Or Michigan.
Gris - Nov 28, 2007 5:42:27 pm PST #6286 of 10002
Hey. New board.
I have no intention of surviving an apocalypse. I don't really have many skills for it. I mean, I'm smart enough that I'd probably do okay, but I can't imagine it would be all that pleasant.
I live in the heart of NYC, and have a fairly weak immune system, anyway. I have trouble imagining any apocalypse that would destroy most of the population without taking me with it. So that's... comforting? I guess?
I made a tactical error tonight. I wanted a glass of wine. So I opened a bottle. Then I realized that the wine SUCKED. Like, made my mouth all pinched and uncomfortable. I actually said "yuck!" So that didn't work out. So then I opened the Prosecco. Which is yummy. The problem? Can't really re-cork Prosecco and expect it to keep, so I'm sitting here with a half-full bottle of delicious sparkling wine, pretty drunk, alone (because my neighbor abandoned me on Gossip Girl night, the meanie), and trying to decide if I should just say "fuck it" and finish the bottle, or make the sensible decision, cork it as best I can, and go to bed. What with teaching tomorrow, and my mom coming to town in the evening.
tommyrot - Nov 28, 2007 5:43:50 pm PST #6287 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I live in the heart of NYC, and have a fairly weak immune system, anyway. I have trouble imagining any apocalypse that would destroy most of the population without taking me with it. So that's... comforting? I guess?
Ooh. You could go to the Intrepid museum and steal it. Then we could have a Buffista aircraft carrier....
Pix - Nov 28, 2007 5:48:10 pm PST #6288 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.
Oo! Debet can teach the younger ones, and I'll get the older ones! I'll learn 'em how to write. For....um, I guess not college. Huh.
Maybe I should fall back on my camping skills. I have some.
beekaytee - Nov 28, 2007 5:50:01 pm PST #6289 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant
I have trouble imagining any apocalypse that would destroy most of the population without taking me with it.
During the anthrax scare in my neighborhood...white powder in a envelope 3 doors down!...I asked a biologist what one could do in an outbreak of chemical or bio weapons. I'm thinking stuff like wet a cloth, stay near the floor...all that stop/drop/roll stuff from childhood.
No lie. His response was, "Take a deep breath."
Practical, yes, but yeeesh.
NoiseDesign - Nov 28, 2007 5:53:14 pm PST #6290 of 10002
Our wings are not tired
Debet can repair...um...blowdryers.
tommyrot - Nov 28, 2007 5:54:14 pm PST #6291 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
We'll need blowdryers for our Road Warrior hairdos....
DebetEsse - Nov 28, 2007 5:58:34 pm PST #6292 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.
We're assuming electricity in post-apocalytiverse?
Because, I am all over being able to wire plugs (thank you working lights in high school)
But if all we've got are things that run on batteries, then I'll be of much less use. And, I hate to say it, but there are better uses for batteries.