Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
{{Teppy}} that comment - its phrasing in particular - boggles. Everyone before me is wise. I don't have anything to add to the paddywacking pile except some diapers. Want?
Owen is wonderful.
Fuzzy monsters, gothy rag dolls, plush bats, AND a croquet mallet.
Cube-trapped graphic designers everywhere are jealous.
You are of the suck.
I am also of the sorry.
ION - aaagh. I don't _like_ the stumbleupon toolbar. I keep hitting it accidentally (so at least I'm not accidentally hitting 'disable' on my web dev toolbar) and it is DOING Things when I don't want it to do things. Mom! Stumbleupon KEEEEEPS TOUCH-ING ME!!! Make it stop!
I am also of the sorry.
Grrf.
Well, dammit, how can I be mad at you when you look at me with those eyes? That I can't see. Except in my head.
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STOP STARING AT ME!!
Well, dammit, how can I be mad at you when you look at me with those eyes? That I can't see. Except in my head.
*smooch* Love you.
My job is apparently to hit every store I can for chocolate, opiates, and basal thermometers.
Damn, I'm spending the Apocalypse with Jilli.
Although I'm suspicious of the basal thermometers. Are they like, rectal thermometers? However, I suppose if one has to spend the Apocalypse with something stuck up one's ass, it's best to do it with a quantity of chocolate and opiates.
(A basal thermometer goes in your mouth. I was freaked out too at first.)
I was thinking, "A thermometer to measure spice temperature?"
Damn, I'm spending the Apocalypse with Jilli.
Rock on! I mean, not that I want the Apocalypse to happen, but if it does, I'll have fun company.
"A thermometer to measure spice temperature?"Bwah. Given some particularly hot spicy things I'd like to avoid (ever taken a bit out of a Scotch Bonnet pepper? Yeah. Don't.), this sounds like a gadget to have.
In the Apocalypse, basal thermometers will be good for tracking fertility and such for the re-population. But honestly, just surviving should be motivation enough to be like the bunnies, regardless of ovulation cycles!