If the plush Eiffel Tower isn't sufficiently convincing, you could send him to me. I have a bobblehead Jesus who could, um, bobble chidingly at him, and also a miniature redcoat who could poke him with an extremely wee bayonet.
Oooh! I have a squeaky Rufus the Naked Mole Rat avec sombrero and a Portly Moose! The moose can whack him upside the head, and the Rufus can squeak disapprovingly at him.
Oh, OWEN. tries to hold back giggles
People that love you can hurt you the most, but only because they are there.
I would ammend this to "People that love you WILL hurt you the most". Guaranteed.
ETA: Not on purpose, but because we love them so much already anything we percieve as a 5 badness from stranger goes up to 11 when it's someone we love.
If the plush Eiffel Tower isn't sufficiently convincing, you could send him to me.
I have a plush face-sucker from
Alien.
I'm now envisioning something Toy Story-esque with all our desk toys...
I have plush MojoJojo and plush Cthulhu. When I get bored, they have conversations about how to take over the world.
I wish I had desk toys and a root.
I have a gargoyle and a Hello Kitty ballerina. I suspect I know which one most people around here find scarier.
We all hab codes at Casa W., and I nearly bought us a humidifier at Target last night. The cool mist versions came in SpongeBob and Hello Kitty.
I have a Mr. Incredible action figure and some little toy model cars.
I'm still bummed over the disappearance of my monitor lizards....