Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


NoiseDesign - Nov 26, 2007 3:28:48 pm PST #5837 of 10002
Our wings are not tired

Bah. Humbug.


Beverly - Nov 26, 2007 3:33:50 pm PST #5838 of 10002
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Happy Birthday, Daisy Jane! Wishing you a wonderful year ahead.

My decorating pet peeve is people who leave the decorations up for months after the holidays. Really annoys me.

"...And I just know you're going to get those Halloween decorations out of the yaaard. I'm at Radio Shack, yeah. And they have all these new phones--and I NEED a new phone, isn't that the darnedest coincidence? Nokia, Motorola..."

I miss that commercial. Not Christmas season without that commercial.


beekaytee - Nov 26, 2007 3:48:13 pm PST #5839 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant

I'm with omnis.

But I do like the tasteful, teeny white lights on other people's houses.


Laga - Nov 26, 2007 3:49:58 pm PST #5840 of 10002
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

my ideal decor is tiny white lights, green boughs, red bows and the occasional pine cone. I have a feeling we won't have any this year.


Gris - Nov 26, 2007 4:00:40 pm PST #5841 of 10002
Hey. New board.

This is So. Adorable.


Steph L. - Nov 26, 2007 4:05:19 pm PST #5842 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I don't find the inflatable yard decoration thingies to be particularly Christian, pagan, Jewish, or any other religious group that might celebrate a winter holiday.

I truly don't want to start a fight here, and I realize I'm making the statement that I'm about to make from a perspective of having grown up Catholic in the heartland, but -- with every passing year, the holiday of "Christmas" seems to be less and less Christian. So I tend to not look at a big inflatable tree or Santa or reindeer or palm tree wrapped in tinfoil and associate it with the baby J.


tommyrot - Nov 26, 2007 4:14:39 pm PST #5843 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

How about a big inflatable baby Jesus?

Or maybe an inflatable Jesus whacking an inflatable Charles Darwin with a stick?

I wish I had a yard, because I could totally put up stuff to confuse my neighbors....


DavidS - Nov 26, 2007 4:34:05 pm PST #5844 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Happy birthday, Daisy! Your trip sounded like it was awesome. I love you being world traveler girl.


Volans - Nov 26, 2007 4:37:44 pm PST #5845 of 10002
move out and draw fire

Eh, the big church next to the house I grew up in had a big inflatable baby Jesus. Actually a big plastic light-up manger scene.

And I'm having to try to teach my son that Christmas != The Grinch and The Grinch != Christmas. (When he says "I want Christmas" he means he wants to want TGWSC.) So we're at the store and I am pointing to non-grinchy things: "Look! Christmas stockings! Christmas bows! Christmas trees!"

Later, when there are a number of people around, he points and yells, "Christmas Ho's!"


Laga - Nov 26, 2007 4:42:19 pm PST #5846 of 10002
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

You usually don't have to walk too far in my neighborhood to find Santa kneeling in a creche.