Could just be a hoax, though. I fake some headaches, everyone gets used to poor helpless Spike. Then one day, no warning, I snap a spine, bend a head back, drain 'em dry. Brilliant.

Spike ,'Potential'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


juliana - Oct 16, 2007 2:02:49 pm PDT #5 of 10002
Tell me the ghost in the machine is real

Yay new thread!


Sean K - Oct 16, 2007 2:03:42 pm PDT #6 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Mmmmm, new Bitches smell.


Daisy Jane - Oct 16, 2007 2:04:05 pm PDT #7 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I'm not sure I've ever been in the top 5. I know I've never seen an empty thread before. I think that's why Stephanie beat me. The emptiness confuzzled me.


sj - Oct 16, 2007 2:04:14 pm PDT #8 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

New thread!


NoiseDesign - Oct 16, 2007 2:04:32 pm PDT #9 of 10002
"You'd think a house full of crazy people would be fun. It's actually really depressing." --Bart Simpson

Top 10?


Sean K - Oct 16, 2007 2:05:29 pm PDT #10 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I kept refreshing my Message Center, waiting for the linky post to appear at the end of Bitches 37. Then I though I should be refreshing Buffistas Home, and by the time I got there, the first three posts were already up. Still, top five, and in good company.


Stephanie - Oct 16, 2007 2:08:57 pm PDT #11 of 10002
Trust my rage

I know I've never seen an empty thread before. I think that's why Stephanie beat me.

(I sort of cheated. I've never been #1 before so I typed my text, copied, and then pasted it in so I could paste it quickly. I didn't actually think it would work. Seems a bit lame now, though.)


Stephanie - Oct 16, 2007 2:10:44 pm PDT #12 of 10002
Trust my rage

Also, let me share a pleasant parenting moment:

Trying to go to the bathroom when your toddler insists on handing you toilet paper, but only one square at a time. I guess it's my fault - I'm the one who is always telling her, "You don't need that much paper!"


-t - Oct 16, 2007 2:10:51 pm PDT #13 of 10002
The real axe murderers were the friends we made along the way

I didn't even notice how close we were to the end.


NoiseDesign - Oct 16, 2007 2:11:23 pm PDT #14 of 10002
"You'd think a house full of crazy people would be fun. It's actually really depressing." --Bart Simpson

It's no more lame than when there used to be a loophole in the board code that would allow you to post past 10,000 under certain conditions. Um, yeah, not that some of us would exploit that at all...