This is not funny. This... this is a morality tale about the evils of sake.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


juliana - Oct 16, 2007 2:02:49 pm PDT #5 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Yay new thread!


Sean K - Oct 16, 2007 2:03:42 pm PDT #6 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Mmmmm, new Bitches smell.


Daisy Jane - Oct 16, 2007 2:04:05 pm PDT #7 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I'm not sure I've ever been in the top 5. I know I've never seen an empty thread before. I think that's why Stephanie beat me. The emptiness confuzzled me.


sj - Oct 16, 2007 2:04:14 pm PDT #8 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

New thread!


NoiseDesign - Oct 16, 2007 2:04:32 pm PDT #9 of 10002
Our wings are not tired

Top 10?


Sean K - Oct 16, 2007 2:05:29 pm PDT #10 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I kept refreshing my Message Center, waiting for the linky post to appear at the end of Bitches 37. Then I though I should be refreshing Buffistas Home, and by the time I got there, the first three posts were already up. Still, top five, and in good company.


Stephanie - Oct 16, 2007 2:08:57 pm PDT #11 of 10002
Trust my rage

I know I've never seen an empty thread before. I think that's why Stephanie beat me.

(I sort of cheated. I've never been #1 before so I typed my text, copied, and then pasted it in so I could paste it quickly. I didn't actually think it would work. Seems a bit lame now, though.)


Stephanie - Oct 16, 2007 2:10:44 pm PDT #12 of 10002
Trust my rage

Also, let me share a pleasant parenting moment:

Trying to go to the bathroom when your toddler insists on handing you toilet paper, but only one square at a time. I guess it's my fault - I'm the one who is always telling her, "You don't need that much paper!"


-t - Oct 16, 2007 2:10:51 pm PDT #13 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I didn't even notice how close we were to the end.


NoiseDesign - Oct 16, 2007 2:11:23 pm PDT #14 of 10002
Our wings are not tired

It's no more lame than when there used to be a loophole in the board code that would allow you to post past 10,000 under certain conditions. Um, yeah, not that some of us would exploit that at all...