{{{Sean}}}

I'm not normally a conspiracy theorist, but today I actually tried to think of why TPTB might not want people to travel. Because it sure seems like that's the TSA's goal. But I just couldn't think of any reason for the government to deliberately wreck the economy like that and decided to blame willful incompetence.

decided to blame willful incompetence.

I think they just want us to get used to continuous, intrusive security measures.

Hey, at least you guys don't have to have a retinal and fingerprint scan every time you fly over there. That sure is intrusive fun. But then, I am probably a terrorist.

I think they just want us to get used to continuous, intrusive security measures.

That's probably it, actually.

Any ideas on why They let the dollar get so weak, or is that one actual incompetence? (I had a corollary to my travel conspiracy theory where They wanted to limit international travel. But I'm not very good at this and clearly am not ready for my tinfoil hat.)

Any ideas on why They let the dollar get so weak, or is that one actual incompetence?

I'm gonna guess actual incompetence. Or, you know, Bush & Co. decided a higher priority would be to give a bunch of tax cuts to the very rich.

Hey, at least you guys don't have to have a retinal and fingerprint scan every time you fly over there. That sure is intrusive fun. But then, I am probably a terrorist.

nods

Have you had that thing where they make you walk into a wee cubicle thingy and then you're suddenly blasted with a mysterious puff of air which identifies whether you've ever thought kindly of Islam, or whatever the hell it does?

you're suddenly blasted with a mysterious puff of air

I'm going to guess this is to detect any minute traces of explosives on your person. Supposedly if you've handled explosives at all recently, this will detect it.

Yeah actual incompetence. Done incompetently too. It was more or less inevitable that a double deficit this size would lead to a lower dollar. If you absolutely insist on maintaining one, the smart thing to have done would have been to work to gradually lower the value of the dollar, so as to avoid a sudden crash... I think, to be exact, this was a combination of incompetence and criminal indifference.

Have you had that thing where they make you walk into a wee cubicle thingy and then you're suddenly blasted with a mysterious puff of air which identifies whether you've ever thought kindly of Islam, or whatever the hell it does?

Good Lord no. That sounds like the eye-puff thing at the opticians. Maybe they're checking if you're body has glaucoma/is stuffed with bombs?

ETA - We're kind of loving the low dollar because it's easier to pay off Boy's student loans. Our bad.

Taking K-Bug to the airport last week was quite the drama.

• First they tried to tell me I couldn't get a gate pass to escort her to the gate. Ummm, SFO's web site says it is up to the airline and when I called United they said it was ok - just ask when she checks in. The check-in witch tried to tell me that it is regulated by TSA and that United has no control. After forcing her to call her manager, I got a gate pass.
  
• But, beware of a pissed of check-in witch. Random fraud checks require them to SEE the credit card used to purchase the ticket. My father bought this ticket for K-Bug, so I didn't have the card.
  
• Once a fraud alert is triggered the only way to make it go away is to allow them to refund the original credit card and to pay with a new credit card. Now, I can't PROVE that she triggered that alert and that it wasn't completely random, but come on....
  
• Getting through security - a breeze.
  
• Getting a seat on the plane required FIVE people to be bumped because they had so totally oversold the flight and it took us so long to check in that she got the LAST seat after all the bumping.

The flight home still had it's issues, but they were blessings in disguise for her.

• She had originally been seated in the exit row, but is only 17, so she got moved to the last row of the plane. Separate from Grandpa and his wife.
  
• She got a window seat and the middle seat was empty, so she had room to stretch out a bit.