It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Glamcookie - Nov 19, 2007 2:27:25 pm PST #4784 of 10002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

What they said, JZ, though I've certainly been in the situation before and know how supremely frustrating it is when you're waiting.

My little pseudo-niece is IMing with me. She is so cute.

I MISS YOU!!!!! (and your iPhone 2)


JZ - Nov 19, 2007 2:27:28 pm PST #4785 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Okay. I'm going to attempt to breathe and refrain from throwing up.

Apparently this whole change-career-paths-in-midlife thing is a wee bit anxiety-inducing. Who knew?


omnis_audis - Nov 19, 2007 2:29:48 pm PST #4786 of 10002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Apparently this whole change-career-paths-in-midlife thing is a wee bit anxiety-inducing. Who knew?
:: waves hand :: Hence the me still in theater


Glamcookie - Nov 19, 2007 2:31:44 pm PST #4787 of 10002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Now we are discussing Hello Kitty and Kuromi. She is 9, I am 36.


juliana - Nov 19, 2007 2:42:13 pm PST #4788 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

JZ, doll, breathe. Shall I sing you dirty pirate songs?


javachik - Nov 19, 2007 2:48:00 pm PST #4789 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.

Yeah, Juliana and I can tell you all about whores with sores!!


Polter-Cow - Nov 19, 2007 2:50:25 pm PST #4790 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Tramps with cramps?


JZ - Nov 19, 2007 2:51:41 pm PST #4791 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Haul away, ye tranny whores!
Wear a sheath or you'll get sores!


NoiseDesign - Nov 19, 2007 2:53:28 pm PST #4792 of 10002
Our wings are not tired

Haul away, ye tranny whores!
Wear a sheath or you'll get sores!

I now really want to work this line into the Toy Story dialog I'm currently editing.


sj - Nov 19, 2007 2:54:36 pm PST #4793 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{JZ}}} Keep breathing! You can do this!

TCG's mother is on the phone. She wants to get together this weekend. I don't want to. She does seem to be in a good mood though.