I have this thing where I think I'm pretty smart, but then assume that when I achieve anything, it's because some mistake has been made along the way, and they'll figure it out eventually and take it all away from me.
Ah, the old inferiority/superiority complex. Count me in.
I dreamt last night that I got out of the shower this morning and glanced out the window to see a terribly handsome shirtless man installing curtains on the outside of the house. Aside from the "Oh! No clothes on!" part, it was a very happy dream. Handsome man AND curtains! I was in such a good mood until I woke up.
Plei, so sorry about Aunt Margaret.
I just got into another screaming match with a tenant who continues to be a total fucking asshole.
I hate this guy SO MUCH.
"I don't understand how I owe this much money."
"Because you never bother to pay your rent ON FREAKING TIME. EVER."
Hivemind help!
I have one completely rusted screw on each of the lisence plates on the car (and I have to turn in the plates when I get my title and new registration today). Any ideas on how to get them off? I've worked on them for over an hour already.
WD-40 helps a lot.
eta: penetrating oil x-post....
Go to a gas station and throw yourself on the mercy of professionals?
Also, if anyone else says something like, "You know you need to take care of _________ within the next seven days," in relation to the car, that poor person may get strangled. Actually, they may just melt from the face I give them (according to the insurance lady, I give *quite* "the look"). I swear to GOD. It should not be this freaking difficult to buy a car!
a bunch of people here [link] favor Brenda's 1st suggestion.
Oh, flea! I hadn't thought of that! I like that plan. I was gonna make the guys downstairs help, but they seem to not be home. Lucky for them!
9MM?
This reminds me of what not to do to get lug nuts off a wheel: [link]
