You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


megan walker - Oct 18, 2007 8:20:57 pm PDT #404 of 10002
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Pizza is tasty.


NoiseDesign - Oct 18, 2007 8:33:02 pm PDT #405 of 10002
Our wings are not tired

An iPhone will chip your tooth.


Pix - Oct 18, 2007 8:34:13 pm PDT #406 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

So wait...is Omnis a modern Marie Antoinette? "Let them eat iPhones"?


NoiseDesign - Oct 18, 2007 8:34:54 pm PDT #407 of 10002
Our wings are not tired

An iPhone once bit my sister.


Pix - Oct 18, 2007 8:35:44 pm PDT #408 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Btw, lest anyone think I'm not working, I'm down to the last 9 essays. Whee!


Trudy Booth - Oct 18, 2007 8:36:25 pm PDT #409 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Knowing your sister, she had it coming.


Fay - Oct 18, 2007 9:05:17 pm PDT #410 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Knowing your sister, she had it coming.

Now when super porny pants says that, 'had' and 'coming' suddenly stop being innocuous, and one starts to wonder about the vibrate function.


BigDuluth - Oct 18, 2007 9:24:44 pm PDT #411 of 10002
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"

Knowing your sister, she had it coming.

Eh it sounds like she was doing a little phone service...


omnis_audis - Oct 18, 2007 9:37:13 pm PDT #412 of 10002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

The request is for a class in Bermuda
Kidnap Me!!!!!! Please? Wait, that sounds begging. um ya, that's about right.

You suck Omnis. & I hate you. On account of you have an iphone and i have a pizza.
:( last time I try to get you to work on time in your dreams then :(

An iPhone will chip your tooth.
Ow. Son of a ... Look, you CAN scratch the iPhone. Can't imagine the testers never tried biting it. And for the record, it's not gold plated


Laga - Oct 18, 2007 10:03:28 pm PDT #413 of 10002
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

it's not gold plated

Is that supposed to make me feel better?