Aimee, I've sooooo been there. I'd be skipping the oreos and go straight to the Jack & Diet Coke.

Today I was trying to navigate the kids into the McDonald's playland while carrying our tray of food. Right in the middle of the restaurant, my cup tips over the side, lid comes off, ice and Diet Coke splash everywhere. I'm stuck there with Liv on my hip, trying to hold onto Owen AND the tray.

A nice old guy grabs the tray and carries it to a table for me. I turn 20 shades of red.

After we ate, Owen went up to a strange woman and tried to wrest her ice cream cone out of her hand.

After we ate, Owen went up to a strange woman and tried to wrest her ice cream cone out of her hand.

Ha!

A lilttle less than 30 min to go. I think Imma buff dive.

I say we play "Lord of the Flies" with Em and Owen. Take then to a deserted island and leave them there.

.....

On second thought, let's abandon them here and you and I go to a deserted island.

Mmmm pizza! Poor Aims.

I haven't figured out what to have for dinner yet. When I get home I hope to find that the boys made something already. I need wine. Don't much care what food goes with it. And House tonight!

Guess I better leave the office...

Oh, poor Aimée. Your evening sounds like a lost chapter from Life Among The Savages.

I've just added that book to my Wish List.

It's seriously made of awesome. And I'd be shocked if your local library didn't have a copy or three.

oh Aimee - you win. milk, oreos, and CSI. I declare them yours.

eta: and in the land of commando potty training, day 1: 9 pairs of underwear. 5 pairs of pants. 1 pair of socks.

it seems that we were prophetic in our convo today. Bones is all about a time capsule, so there are lots of pictures of people with mullets and other bad 80's hair, including one guy with a Full Force jheri curl

Soulllll Gloooooo

Wow. I've seen that movie too many times.