Ooh, Cass, clearly you should move to Seattle, where there is an IKEA, and be my upstairs neighbor!!
Clearly I should. I mean, we have an IKEA here but it doesn't serve cheap nummy lattes and yours ... does. It's clearly calling to me.
Though, even in my least femme-y state, I am certain we'd never have more than What the Hell Smoochies but we could be awesome neighbors. And play Scrabble.
It's sad that I love the city of Portland more but the people of Seattle. Puts a girl in a veritable quandary.
I've always said blondes aren't my type but I've ended up falling for more than one.
I've loved dark masculine guys and squirrely queer guys and tatooed butch babes and fresh-faced geek girls... maybe I have no type
I liked Portland a lot, but there were no jobs for me there. So far Seattle is pretty cool!!
And yeah, probably just scrabble friends. But I'm all for having touchy friends, I could use those in this town...but it takes time.
I have several types. Cass randomly dubbed one a kink.
the built-in expiration date might have had something to do with it working.
Yeah... I've been on-again-off-again with a guy who we both knew it would never work out between us... six years ago.
And he's got this sort of perfect body. (I'm shallow enough for that to be a thrill. I admit this.)
But its
stealth
perfect -- he is wee and wears baggy clothes.
Oh, and he'd insist he's not wee.
I liked Portland a lot, but there were no jobs for me there. So far Seattle is pretty cool!!
Even the job market is against me! I like Seattle, it's just ... it's not Portland as far as cities go. I almost wish I had moved there so I didn't realize how much I loved it here. I would be in what I thought was PNW heaven maybe.
Cass randomly dubbed one a kink.
Cause ... um ... it's a KINK for you! Really.
Are you going to force me to cite?
Are you going to force me to cite?
pfft.
Plenty of people would strip down and roll around in a pile of Weasleys.
Plen. Ty.
But its stealth perfect
Ooh I had one of those. He took off his shirt and I said (awkwardly) "do you work out?" He laughed and said, "um, yeah. You think this is easy?"
My ideal physical types are something like this:
Bacon
Hepburn
Yes, I'm lame and ridiculously predictible (and Hepburn is too skinny, but such a cute pixie face!). In reality, though, most of the people I've dated look nothing like this, and I've still found them mad sexy.
