Cass, if we have to stage an intervention, we will. You're practically leaving us no other choice!
Bev, surgery and recovery vibes to your DH. Hang-in-there ~ma to you and StY.
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
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Cass, if we have to stage an intervention, we will. You're practically leaving us no other choice!
Bev, surgery and recovery vibes to your DH. Hang-in-there ~ma to you and StY.
You can't trust the faithless piece of furniture. It sucks you in with a promise of a sweet night cuddling together, and you wind up with bruises. Again.It swears it's gonna change this time. And we sleep so good sometimes...
When it's not whomping my legs, that is.
Kick its ass to the curb and find a nice tuxedo sofa to curl up on.Mrmph! Um, I do like a nice tuxedo...
You're practically leaving us no other choice!Nicole, you know how good it can be though.
Oh Bev! I'm so sorry about the stress, love. ~ma to you and DH and StY.
Cass, do we need to stage a intervention? (x-posty with Nicole!)
Raining out. Took dog for short walk. Brought toy to lobby so we could play fetch with doorman who loves her. She had no interest in playing.
NOW she wants to play.
Cass, do we need to stage a intervention?It's not like that with Futon and me. We're good together, I swear.
Ok, yes, the futon whispered sweet nothings in my ear and I slept like a babe... but it never bruised me. You two seem to have an abusive relationship.
Numbers is finally over and now I can go to bed with the knowledge of how it ends. I truly feel like I've been waiting to crawl into bed since I got home from work.
Ah, bed.
Mmmm, sleep.
To sum up - I'm old.
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We're good together, I swear.
That's just sad, love.
Surgery -ma and recovery -ma to your DH, Bev. And coping with it all -ma to you and StY.
Cass, I just... sigh. I dunno, man.
I truly feel like I've been waiting to crawl into bed since I got home from work. Ah, bed. Mmmm, sleep.
To sum up - I'm old.Nicole, I've been doing the exact same thing. Me=pathetic.
Cass, it's all about power. The futon wants to dominate you, but you don't have to be sofa-submissive!
Cass, the futon needs to understand that when you take off the collar the game stops.