Buffy: Where are the burgers? Riley: Yeah man, I'm starving. Cow me. Xander: I'd love to make with the moo but the fire's not cooperating.

'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - Nov 09, 2007 8:06:38 am PST #3197 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I'm so full of respect for the moms and dads around here and the work they do to raise their kids. You guys deserve way more than one mothers' or fathers' day a year.

Fourthed.


Scrappy - Nov 09, 2007 8:11:27 am PST #3198 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Me too with the respect. I also love reading everyone's stories about the tribilations and rewards of parenting. As a non-kidded person who loves children, it is a side of life I am not part of and I love getting to see it through Buffista eyes.


Aims - Nov 09, 2007 8:19:22 am PST #3199 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Funny Em story:

She is in total dress-up phase. Loves dressing up. She plays for hours in her Halloween costume and a flower girl dress that *I* wore when I was her age. She will twirl and spin and play with her dolls.

Yesterday, she assigned us roles.

Em: "Daddy, you da king. I'm da Pincess."

Joe: "What's mommy?"

Em: t deep in thought "Momma, you da bad, evil WITCH!!"


tommyrot - Nov 09, 2007 8:20:59 am PST #3200 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"Momma, you da bad, evil WITCH!!"

Hee!

I wonder where she came up with that?


Aims - Nov 09, 2007 8:21:43 am PST #3201 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

My sparkling personality.


Jessica - Nov 09, 2007 8:23:04 am PST #3202 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Aw, you guys. I'm all misty-eyed now.

And that reminds me - fellow Buffista parents, have you seen ParentHacks.com? I found it via Jumping Monkeys, which I found via Moxie, who I found via Stephanie, and it is effing brilliant.


Susan W. - Nov 09, 2007 8:26:45 am PST #3203 of 10002
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

"Momma, you da bad, evil WITCH!!"

Hee!

When Annabel is mad at us or doesn't want to do what we tell her, she'll announce, "I want to run away," and will proceed to take off running, often for a favored corner. I'll then camp out in front of her hidey-hole and announce that she may be faster and more maneuverable, but I'm still bigger, smarter, and more patient.


Typo Boy - Nov 09, 2007 8:27:01 am PST #3204 of 10002
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Well, in Disney movies, the bad evil witch is usually the hottest character.


Aims - Nov 09, 2007 8:28:53 am PST #3205 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Naturally they're the hottest. [link]

I want to see if she'll be Ariel next year so I can dress as Ursula and get some cleavage going on.


Frankenbuddha - Nov 09, 2007 8:33:39 am PST #3206 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Em: "Momma, you da bad, evil WITCH!!"

Suh-nerk! This would only be funnier if she'd dubbed you the evil EMPRESS! (or Schmacky the mom pony).