Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - Nov 06, 2007 9:35:24 pm PST #2940 of 10002
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

sheep in the wainscoting


erin_obscure - Nov 06, 2007 9:35:35 pm PST #2941 of 10002
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

The tub isn't draining either.

Suck! How friendly are you with the neighbors?


omnis_audis - Nov 06, 2007 9:36:12 pm PST #2942 of 10002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

shhhh. ix-nay on the heep-shay with ND. Also, to be safe, don't mention bricks.


erin_obscure - Nov 06, 2007 9:36:34 pm PST #2943 of 10002
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Baaaaaaaaaaaaah


Laga - Nov 06, 2007 9:38:16 pm PST #2944 of 10002
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I got a question: If you hear someone telling a joke, and you realize you know the joke, and then you realize they are totally telling it wrong... do you try to help them?


omnis_audis - Nov 06, 2007 9:39:50 pm PST #2945 of 10002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

depends on the situation. the person. and if it's with a group. A polite way is to let them tell it, and maybe say "I love that one, I heard it slightly different..." Otherwise, just bite the tongue.


erin_obscure - Nov 06, 2007 9:40:35 pm PST #2946 of 10002
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Depends on how well you know and like the person telling the errant joke...


Laga - Nov 06, 2007 9:43:18 pm PST #2947 of 10002
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

If it's my Mom I let her go because often her version is funnier than the actual joke.


omnis_audis - Nov 06, 2007 9:53:45 pm PST #2948 of 10002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

your mom! O dear Joss. She's funny. Don't you dare correct her. ;-)

OK, travel question. So. I just did the check in. Does that mean I can bypass the counter as you walk in and go straight to security and the gate?


Laga - Nov 06, 2007 9:57:56 pm PST #2949 of 10002
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

do you have a bag to check? Do you have a boarding pass?