But...but...but...I love the comma!
Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
So smart and yet so deluded.
The serial comma is a lovely punctuation mark. Like a grace note that adds so much.
He was making that sound ALL afternoon. I nearly died.
He's totally telling you stuff, dude. All about the toy he can't reach and how much he likes being able to prop himself up on his elbows and how smooth the floor is. You just can't understand it yet!
But...but...but...I love the comma!And the ellipse...
Well, yes. That's a given.
Loving the serial comma could be interpreted various ways, but a relationship with an elipse is clearly polyamorous.
OH MY GOD.
I got so caught up in the polyamorous/serial comma discussion that I forgot to recount the hilarious lack of tact I encountered today at my office health fair. I mainly went for the free flu shot, but there was a chiropractor there offering free 10-minute massages too, so I signed up for one of those. And naturally, part of getting the free massage was making small talk with the company rep and listening to his pitch while I waited for my turn. So I tick off the boxes on his little form for sore back and fatigue and mention that all of my current muscular aches and pains are due to carrying a new baby around, etc etc. And he says oh sure, and not getting enough sleep can also make back pain worse blah blah stresscakes...
And then he says, I shit you not, "Plus, if you haven't lost all of your pregnancy weight yet, that could also be a contributing factor."
(((Sean & S))) Tons of -ma for you both. Sean, I'm glad your mother is doing well.
Yay, no cancer, Susan!
You know what else can give you a sore back?
Disposing of a body.