My dad thought he was having a heart attack a lot when we were kids...they were panic attacks, or something.
No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.
Early ,'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
erikaj - Oct 29, 2007 7:54:58 am PDT #1531 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
Fay - Oct 29, 2007 7:58:18 am PDT #1532 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
...Okay, this is REALLY gross TMI of a menstrual nature, and I do apologise, but I have to share because I'm just so squicked.
So my floor? Looks like some small animal was slain over it. I mean, I have on occasion had that whole huge-clot-of-blood - that-feels-like-it's-a-freaking-ORGAN-being-expelled thing, but this....I mean, good grief. I could feel myself starting to bleed, I went to stand up, and then what felt like half my innards fell over the bed. So I PICKED IT UP and ran to the bathroom to dispose of it and sort myself out. And now I've had to return, having girded my loins, and stare at the blood splattering the floor and the bed, and start scrubbing.
....it's like something out of Carrie.
Amy - Oct 29, 2007 8:01:16 am PDT #1533 of 10002
Because books.
Oh, Fay. That's always alarming. That happened when I had Jake and got out of bed for the first time afterward. I'd had a C-section, and I did NOT think I would bleed that way. I was, uh, wrong.
Trudy Booth - Oct 29, 2007 8:05:44 am PDT #1534 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Well, as long as we're on the topic: Why does everything "down there" have to go to hell at once? I can't just bleed in big nasty gushes and chunks but my disgestive tract needs to contribute as well? And the Pepto attempt at regularity needs to turn things black? I swear, its half a roll of paper every time I go to the ladies room (and by "go" I mean "sprint") and do they both need to feel like I'm exploding? WTF is with the exploding?
Vortex - Oct 29, 2007 8:06:39 am PDT #1535 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Ugh. something like that happened to me. luckily, I was on the toilet at the time. I looked down and said "what the HELL is that?" It prompted me to go to the doctor and that's when I found out that I had fibroids.
Glamcookie - Oct 29, 2007 8:08:41 am PDT #1536 of 10002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
The day is looking up! Co-worker just IMed that he's bringing in pumpkin pie! And he's a good cook!
Zenkitty - Oct 29, 2007 8:15:53 am PDT #1537 of 10002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
My day is getting brighter from reading the whitefont and realizing what problems I DON'T have... so, thanks for that, girls.
beth b - Oct 29, 2007 8:21:45 am PDT #1538 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
I just got an email form DH - so far this demo is going well. AT little ma ~~~ so that these 80 hour weeks were worth it.
Glamcookie - Oct 29, 2007 8:22:12 am PDT #1539 of 10002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
More semi-good news! That meeting that I hoped would be cancelled? Well, it didn't get cancelled but it's not happening face to face. No dinners or other forced entertainment activities! YAY!
Cashmere - Oct 29, 2007 8:42:49 am PDT #1540 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
{{{Stephanie & Joe}}} Lots of heart~ma and it's-not-serious~ma to you guys. I would have done the EXACT same thing, I'm sure.
Aimee, wow--I really thought that was a purchased/rented costume. You're a sexy witch!
Thank dog my head meds arrived today. C expressed them overnight Friday but we missed the mail on Saturday so I had to wait until today. That means too many missed pills for me.
My mother just handed Owen a fruit roll up still in the plastic. He gnawed on it for a few seconds before I realized what was going on and peeled it off for him. She's been helping me shoe shop for the kids today.