I haz gronk. Also iPhone. Also?

Oh, I did that once. showed up with tousled hair, in a little nightie and a silk robe. I lounged on a couch and had people bring me drinks. Good times. Actually, I think that meara was at that party.

I'll be in my bunk.

Probably sleeping more.

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?

If you give, it's Eleanor as seen in Gone in 60 Seconds .

My old blood sugar meter died. the only thing it would ever say was 'Not OK" . So I have been pretending for awhile. I finally got a new , modern bs meter. It is very cool, fast, and uses a tiny amount of blood. the downside- the numbers say no food for Bethy. breakfast is not far enough away. The good news, paying attention to the blood sugar meter is how I lost weight, and kept it off.

I discovered this silly game which consists of typing random common girl's names into google image search in an attempt to land on a page that does not contain porn. On my third try I got mostly pics of cars. Can anyone guess what name I typed?

I once did that with "Trudy Booth" and got this sweet faced woman living somewhere wholesome. Man I hope no one in her family ever starts searching her name randomly -- I could scar her kids for life.

"Super WHAT-Y Pants, Mom?!?!?!?!"

"Super WHAT-Y Pants, Mom?!?!?!?!"

"It's French, dear. Pronounced por-NAY."

Ok. Rocky Horror outfit for tonight.

Black skirt, fishnets, black, platform peep-toe shoes, white mens dress shirt w/ black corset over it, red bow tie, red glitter sunglasses.

Yes? No? Find something else?

(So mad for getting too big for/throwing out my Columbia costume.)

It's spelled "p-o-r-n-y", but it's pronounced "throat-warbler-mangrove".

That or "bowm-chikka-wow-wow".

Black skirt, fishnets, black, platform peep-toe shoes, white mens dress shirt w/ black corset over it, red bow tie, red glitter sunglasses.

Sounds perfect for Joe...

Sounds perfect for Joe...

I WISH.

I'm gonna play hell just to get the man into some damned eyeliner.