I walk. I talk. I shop, I sneeze. I'm gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back. There's trees in the desert since you moved out. And I don't sleep on a bed of bones.

Buffy ,'Chosen'


Procedurals 1: Anything You Say Can and Will Be Used Against You.

This thread is for procedural TV, shows where the primary idea is to figure out the case. [NAFDA]


§ ita § - May 14, 2012 6:57:21 pm PDT #8905 of 11831
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, there's nothing I watch between 8 and 9 on Mondays, so Bones is on.

What the hell did they just explain as how the bad guy did whatever? He encoded something on library books and when they scanned them into the system code got uploaded to the internet? And ran, or some shit?

WHAT IS THAT NONSENSE? SOMEONE MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.


aurelia - May 14, 2012 7:19:48 pm PDT #8906 of 11831
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I'm 3 or 4 eps behind on Bones but I quit trying to make much sense of it when they stopped investigating crimes that would actually have FBI involvement.


le nubian - May 14, 2012 7:48:30 pm PDT #8907 of 11831
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

thank you Epic. I do not feel so alone.


Vortex - May 14, 2012 7:52:19 pm PDT #8908 of 11831
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

WHAT IS THAT NONSENSE? SOMEONE MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.

at least that's better than the one where they scanned the bone and the pattern of the inside of the bone was a fractal and ran a virus.


§ ita § - May 15, 2012 4:32:34 am PDT #8909 of 11831
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Jesus, you're right. It is better than that. But CSI: Orange wouldn't actually try that bullshit. Angela's a genius, but she doesn't protect her code against injection attacks? Hello!


Ginger - May 15, 2012 5:28:23 am PDT #8910 of 11831
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

at least that's better than the one where they scanned the bone and the pattern of the inside of the bone was a fractal and ran a virus.

It's the same guy and more magical viruses. Many impossible things happen in the enchanted land of the Jeffersonian.


sj - May 15, 2012 6:55:54 am PDT #8911 of 11831
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Bones: There were so many things wrong with that episode, I just can't. Someone tell me if it gets better next season.


EpicTangent - May 15, 2012 7:08:16 am PDT #8912 of 11831
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

It has to. It MUST.


§ ita § - May 15, 2012 8:34:50 am PDT #8913 of 11831
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's not cancelled yet?

Oops. I seriously thought it was cancelled. I'm only now realising I made that up.


sumi - May 15, 2012 9:23:05 am PDT #8914 of 11831
Art Crawl!!!

Nope, not cancelled. Also, left us with a cliffhanger.