Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity!

Oz ,'Bring On The Night'


Procedurals 1: Anything You Say Can and Will Be Used Against You.

This thread is for procedural TV, shows where the primary idea is to figure out the case. [NAFDA]


Rayne - Feb 03, 2011 1:50:38 pm PST #7011 of 11834
"Oh no! Has falling sky liquid once again caused you the sadness?" -Starfire

I just came here to post that! But I stopped to mop up the drool first. Yowza!!!


Barb - Feb 03, 2011 2:16:51 pm PST #7012 of 11834
“Not dead yet!”

dayum, Barb.

Seriously. All I could hear was Garcia's voice in my head, saying, "Sculpted god of chocolate thunder."


§ ita § - Feb 03, 2011 3:24:28 pm PST #7013 of 11834
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I watched last week's Bones because y'all talked it up. I managed to be completely surprised by the head shot. Whoa. Also, a great deal of poor Sweets. Episode didn't have a lot of the things that bother me about the show.


Zenkitty - Feb 03, 2011 5:27:10 pm PST #7014 of 11834
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

White Collar: Lookit all the gratuitous shirtless/tanktop Neal! Awesome. This show knows what I want and gives it to me.

Though if I had to choose only one of them to have sex with, it would be Peter. I bet Peter's an awesome lover.


§ ita § - Feb 03, 2011 5:27:32 pm PST #7015 of 11834
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Does he do a naked dance, though?


Zenkitty - Feb 03, 2011 5:28:09 pm PST #7016 of 11834
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Eh, I don't need any naked dancing. Except the horizontal kind.


§ ita § - Feb 03, 2011 5:34:09 pm PST #7017 of 11834
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hardison would do a naked dance. Eliot would not.

I'm not sure why I needed that thought.


Cass - Feb 03, 2011 5:36:13 pm PST #7018 of 11834
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Eliot would not.

Eliot would not need to.

Just saying.

But, in this case, Hardison wins. Cause that'd be a fun naked dance.


Maria - Feb 03, 2011 8:49:28 pm PST #7019 of 11834
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Hey, I wouldn't throw any of them out of my bed if they happened to find themselves in it. Just sayin'.


Vortex - Feb 04, 2011 5:31:52 am PST #7020 of 11834
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

For those who, erm, admire Shemar: [link]

Lord Have Mercy. That's a way to brighten up a girl's morning. Whew!