When we landed here you said you needed a few days to get space worthy again and is there somethin' wrong with your bunk?

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


Procedurals 1: Anything You Say Can and Will Be Used Against You.

This thread is for procedural TV, shows where the primary idea is to figure out the case. [NAFDA]


brenda m - Mar 17, 2010 5:40:01 pm PDT #5127 of 11831
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

It's...kind of a procedural? I was lukewarm at the start but I'm likiing it more. Very much liked the new adversary introduced tonight.


§ ita § - Mar 17, 2010 5:45:10 pm PDT #5128 of 11831
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

For the record, I never brought up Garcia/Hotch. That's your own sick mind, brenda.

Hard Target isn't a procedural. It doesn't have a thread home here, beyond whitefont in natter or similar.


Juliebird - Mar 17, 2010 5:50:46 pm PDT #5129 of 11831
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

Has it decided yet? Is it noir? Is it camp? Is it really fucking dark? Because it's all of those things, but never at the same time, and all in the same episode. I adore the title sequence, and could watch that over and over again. But when Rorschach is on the screen, it's a completely different show, tone aside.

I think my favorite moment of what I've seen was from the airplane ep, where at the end the female potential recruit is dangling from the plane, all noir femme fatale, saying "What's your name". The only time I enjoyed the whole Chance-Mysterious-Identity schtick. But it's not the show.


§ ita § - Mar 17, 2010 6:20:21 pm PDT #5130 of 11831
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

(off topic here)


Frankenbuddha - Mar 17, 2010 6:28:35 pm PDT #5131 of 11831
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Hard Target isn't a procedural.

No, it's a John Woo/Jean-Claude Van Damme movie.

Sorry, but if you're going to get technical...


§ ita § - Mar 17, 2010 6:48:33 pm PDT #5132 of 11831
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

HUMAN TARGET IS NOT A PROCEDURAL.

Clear enough?


Vortex - Mar 18, 2010 5:08:07 am PDT #5133 of 11831
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

For the record, I never brought up Garcia/Hotch. That's your own sick mind, brenda.

har. I'm sure it would be there if you looked. Hell, i'm sure that you could find Strauss porn if you looked.


§ ita § - Mar 18, 2010 5:11:25 am PDT #5134 of 11831
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm sure there's Strauss/Hotch and Strauss/Rossi and Strauss/Prentiss out there for starters.

And, I'm sure, Reid. Because he's the LBD of the fandom.


Vortex - Mar 18, 2010 5:41:33 am PDT #5135 of 11831
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Because I just had to -

a quick search for Strauss fic begat 5 fics, one with Reid (like I said, will 'ship with anyone), the rest are femslash (1 with JJ, 3 with Prentiss)


§ ita § - Mar 18, 2010 6:41:27 am PDT #5136 of 11831
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

JJ? Do they even have two scenes together?

I'm appalled at the dearth of Aaron/Erin, and after 100 surprised at the lack of Rossi/Strauss. I saw sparks.