You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Procedurals 1: Anything You Say Can and Will Be Used Against You.

This thread is for procedural TV, shows where the primary idea is to figure out the case. [NAFDA]


Hil R. - Oct 17, 2009 7:14:46 pm PDT #3843 of 11831
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

OK, I just watched SVU. So, we've learned that Alcohol Is Bad?

I still don't think it was quite as bad as the one from a few years ago with the Katrina/Iraq orphans kidnapped by an escaped pedophile and exposed to anthrax.


erikaj - Oct 17, 2009 7:42:22 pm PDT #3844 of 11831
Always Anti-fascist!

yeah, that was pretty insane...I think that's when I stopped watching.


§ ita § - Oct 18, 2009 8:13:12 am PDT #3845 of 11831
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The Katrina/anthrax episode was whiplashy in terms of plot, but I think this one stands out to me because of characterisation. Lahti deserves so much better. I wonder if she knew this was how she was going to be going out when she came in--in a tide of hypocritical tirades and random weeping ("I thought you were my friend!" Why? Because of how nice you are to the cops, and how nice you were about her mother?).

Man, Lahti could have been a wonderful foil for any L&O show. A great firm DA to keep the headstrong detectives in check, or at least bump up against them from time to time. But instead they wrote in a particularly fast descent into insanity (is this the first time you showed up to work drunk, or is it the first time you've been called out by a fellow alcoholic?) and wiped the slate clean and effectively removed the points she was right about ("interviews" without representation and the like).

Oy.


Kathy A - Oct 18, 2009 12:12:11 pm PDT #3846 of 11831
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Can't remember if it was this thread or elsewhere where I recently mentioned the CSI episode where Hodges and Wendy get mixed up with a murder at a SF con? Well, that ep is rerunning on SpikeTV tonight at 11:00 EST (10:00 Central), if anyone missed it before.


Jesse - Oct 18, 2009 3:22:01 pm PDT #3847 of 11831
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ripped from the headlines for the Just A Girl In The World Sisto gets played episode. I don't get that woman.

I was watching that episode with my parents, and I kept yelling "HIPSTER GRIFTER!!" They didn't know what I meant.


Vortex - Oct 18, 2009 4:38:31 pm PDT #3848 of 11831
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

That episode squicked me out when she started feeling herself up on the stand. Creepy!


sumi - Oct 18, 2009 6:18:05 pm PDT #3849 of 11831
Art Crawl!!!

Yeah, that was creepy.

Umm, was Cold Case just canceled due to Football? (Chicago CBS is now showing the local news.)


brenda m - Oct 18, 2009 6:26:48 pm PDT #3850 of 11831
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Also, apparently there's a slaughter rule in the NFL now? They switched away from the Patriots game in the 4th quarter (at um, 51-0). That game ended on time (59-0). The hell?


Frankenbuddha - Oct 19, 2009 3:57:42 am PDT #3851 of 11831
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Also, apparently there's a slaughter rule in the NFL now? They switched away from the Patriots game in the 4th quarter (at um, 51-0). That game ended on time (59-0). The hell?

I think if the team isn't in/from your affiliate area, CBS (or more likely the local affiliate) will switch away to a game with something at stake if the current game is a foregone conclusion. I got the whole Pats game up here in MA.


Liese S. - Oct 19, 2009 10:24:11 am PDT #3852 of 11831
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Yeah, we switched away from that one at halftime.