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Jayne ,'Safe'


Procedurals 1: Anything You Say Can and Will Be Used Against You.

This thread is for procedural TV, shows where the primary idea is to figure out the case. [NAFDA]


erikaj - Jan 06, 2009 6:20:16 pm PST #2247 of 11831
Always Anti-fascist!

Wow...cause I used to watch it a lot, but I found: a. it got too weird. 2."Oh, God, Benson's gonna cry again!" and 3. Where's Munch? So I quit.


Hil R. - Jan 06, 2009 6:34:18 pm PST #2248 of 11831
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Actually, I'm not sure if this one or the Katrina kids ripped-from-every-headline (Katrina! Pedophile! Anthrax!) one was was weirder. Not only was the story totally implausible, but it had three plot twists in the last five minutes or so, and was paced really weirdly -- like, lots of stuff happened, then nothing happened, then more nothing happened, and then a bunch of stuff happened off-screen, and then a whole ton of things happened at once.

And, we're expected to believe that a girl who'd been away from human contact for six years was able to figure out how to use a computer to pull off an identity theft, and Benson and Stabler did the most obvious good cop-bad cop ever.


erikaj - Jan 06, 2009 6:57:40 pm PST #2249 of 11831
Always Anti-fascist!

Yeah...Katrina, Pedophile, Anthrax must have been one of the last ones I watched.


Hil R. - Jan 06, 2009 7:07:12 pm PST #2250 of 11831
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

There was one a few weeks ago that I couldn't watch all the way through. Graphic scenes of animal abuse. A guy who ran an exotic animal smuggling ring was killing people who might go to the police by locking them in a cage with a tiger or hyena. And the animal scenes were way more graphic than anything I can remember them using before. I turned it off halfway through.

Also, I really hope that whoever filmed and directed and acted in those scenes got combat pay. I don't care how well trained it is, no way I'm getting in the same room as a hyena.


Java cat - Jan 07, 2009 12:06:36 pm PST #2251 of 11831
Not javachik

I saw that one! I felt the same way except I couldn't not watch it. Do you want to know what happened to the tiger?


quester - Jan 07, 2009 12:27:29 pm PST #2252 of 11831
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Java, the scary smuggler guy served it to Eliot on a plate!


Ginger - Jan 07, 2009 12:36:55 pm PST #2253 of 11831
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I keep watching SVU, but I don't know why. For the last couple of years, it's been Elliot angst (Kicked out of the house. Makeup sex. Wife in labor in a car accident in a patently Very Special Episode. Crazy daughter. Crazy mother. Shot.)and Olivia angst (I was almost raped. My mother was raped. My mother was raped. My mother was raped. I have a half-brother by my mother's rapist.)interspersed with unlikely disjointed plot elements.


erikaj - Jan 07, 2009 12:56:33 pm PST #2254 of 11831
Always Anti-fascist!

Meloni loves playing Bad, Crazy cop. I kind of liked watching it too, till the WTF? got all out of hand and stuff. Sometimes I wish they could do it more like H:LOTS. But then, I think that of many programs, up to and including "Hardball"so, YMMV. Bwah...I'm just picturing Matthews saying "This job's got nothing to do with life," Which would be startlingly self-aware of him, actually, but, never mind.


quester - Jan 07, 2009 1:05:46 pm PST #2255 of 11831
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

I'm just picturing Matthews saying "This job's got nothing to do with life," Which would be startlingly self-aware of him

Which is why it will never happen.


erikaj - Jan 07, 2009 1:15:24 pm PST #2256 of 11831
Always Anti-fascist!

Yes. This. Ah, Tweety. I like him, but he is also totally easy to mock. And he should forgive his mother for whatever made him so anxious about Being Manly. That shit ain't seemly.