I saw this at Tumblr, which made me crack the hell up: [link]
it is the Elementary Season Six season premier
u turn on ur TV
Sherlock and Joan are sitting at the breakfast table, surrounded by a turtle, a bee hive, two chickens, a gazelle, a cow, four cats, a dog, a cornsnake, two foxes, three goats, a lamb, an owl, and an alligator
u realize u have been tricked
u are not watching a police procedural
u have never been watching a police procedural
all this time
u were watching a really really really slow burning show about a petting zoo
We Bought a Zoo the Series
You mean the heavy-handed metaphor chickens?
I believe that is the breed, yes.
Aw, crap. Castle is gonna be a cliffhanger, isn't it?
Damn. I thought they were going to play it as the kind of thing going on in Hannibal's head so the "12 weeks earlier" drew an audible gasp from me.
Me three. That was fabulous.
There was a new "Blacklist" last night! yay! and, maybe, the week before ... BIG PLOT REVELATION last night.
So what's going on with Castle? I haven't watched it in over a year.
edit: Is it still all about Beckett's mother?
No, that is dead like Beckett's mother, thank goodness.