Patron: That girl is a witch. Mal: Yeah, but she's our witch.

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Comedy 1: A Little Song, a Little Dance, a Little Seltzer Down Your Pants

This thread is for comedy TV, including network and cable shows. [NAFDA]


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 13, 2019 7:47:03 pm PDT #8265 of 8624
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Didn't her points equalize out to zero, thus requiring the Judge to make a ruling and bypassing whatever quota is normally used? Whereas the head Accountant made it sound as if Doug Forcett's half-million or so points wouldn't be enough to get a man of his age into the Good Place with the system being applied in standard fashion.


askye - Oct 14, 2019 3:41:40 am PDT #8266 of 8624
Thrive to spite them

With Mindy whatever good thing she did balanced out the negative points she had and then she died right after so she didn't earn or lose any points.

Since she had the weird zero balance when she died they made the medium place for her.


Jessica - Oct 14, 2019 5:51:26 am PDT #8267 of 8624
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I'm not sure what's going on with Janet, but it sure seems like Eleanor is backsliding, no?


Jessica - Oct 17, 2019 5:08:05 pm PDT #8268 of 8624
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Not a girl. Oh Jason, my heart.


-t - Oct 17, 2019 7:34:14 pm PDT #8269 of 8624
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Right? I'm all a flutter


-t - Oct 17, 2019 7:39:49 pm PDT #8270 of 8624
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

And Jason was having a really good episode even before that. I am pleased.


Dana - Oct 18, 2019 6:41:36 am PDT #8271 of 8624
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Well, Cindy called that one.


Dana - Oct 18, 2019 6:42:06 am PDT #8272 of 8624
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

And I want nachos now.


-t - Oct 18, 2019 6:55:18 am PDT #8273 of 8624
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Yes to the nachos!

And, yes, I did make a note to myself that I needed to withdraw my objections to Cindy's prediction as they were adequately addressed

Also, suave Derek continues to crack me up. What was his drink this time? I was kind of distracted by the sex toys and didn't get a good look


Jesse - Oct 19, 2019 3:59:49 am PDT #8274 of 8624
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.