Have Janet block the train.
Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.
'Serenity'
Comedy 1: A Little Song, a Little Dance, a Little Seltzer Down Your Pants
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DXMachina - Jan 04, 2018 5:07:42 pm PST #7808 of 8624
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 04, 2018 5:37:38 pm PST #7809 of 8624
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Aww! Mindy gets the Best. Present. Ever!
Frankly, I think being left to her own devices would be better than saddling her with willing sex robot Derek. That cocaine isn't going to last forever, but he will.
DXMachina - Jan 04, 2018 6:10:36 pm PST #7810 of 8624
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
He can make more cocaine for her. Problem solved.
-t - Jan 05, 2018 3:52:51 am PST #7811 of 8624
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Maximum Derek!
Jessica - Jan 05, 2018 11:22:48 am PST #7812 of 8624
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I feel so bad for people who try to jump into The Good Place without bingeing first.
Dana - Jan 05, 2018 5:04:51 pm PST #7813 of 8624
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
My biggest laugh was Jason falling for Michael's knock-knock joke. The second biggest was Vicky saying to Michael, "What the here?"
-t - Jan 05, 2018 5:09:07 pm PST #7814 of 8624
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Oh, I missed that. Good one, Vicky!
Steph L. - Jan 11, 2018 4:41:54 pm PST #7815 of 8624
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
So, when Chidi was verbally running through his dilemma of "How do I know THIS is the best version of myself?, etc." and Tahani asked Eleanor if Chidi normally just wore himself out? That is me with my therapist every week. (I am Chidi, to be clear.)
Also, the fork in the garbage disposal metaphor? Also me. Chidi might bump Ben Wyatt out of second place for Character Most Like Me. (First place is always, always Abed.)
askye - Jan 12, 2018 2:53:47 am PST #7816 of 8624
Thrive to spite them
I warchdd it this morning when I couldn't sleep. I totally relate to tge fork in the garbage disposal brain.
The slow dance was so perfect. And Jason tearing up at the thought of hell with no bass drop.
BTW Hulu labeled thjs episode and last week's as "extended cut" but i don't know what was extended.
-t - Jan 12, 2018 3:32:33 am PST #7817 of 8624
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
"The real Bad Place was the friends we made along the way" should be the next Bureaucracy thread title.
This show, y'all. Giant pink sparkly hearts.