Are you sure? Because most of S3's cold opens are really good. t edit I mean, there hasn't been one yet that stands out as the best cold open in the history of cold opens.
Wesley: Feng Shui. Gunn: Right. What's that mean again? Wesley: That people will believe anything. Actually, in this place, Feng Shui will probably have enormous significance. I'll align my furniture the wrong way and suddenly catch fire or turn into a pudding.
'Conviction (1)'
Comedy 1: A Little Song, a Little Dance, a Little Seltzer Down Your Pants
This thread is for comedy TV, including network and cable shows. [NAFDA]
Steph L. - Oct 18, 2017 1:05:21 pm PDT #7695 of 8624
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Rayne - Oct 18, 2017 7:52:07 pm PDT #7696 of 8624
"Oh no! Has falling sky liquid once again caused you the sadness?" -Starfire
Trust me. You'll know! (Are you halfway through the season yet?)
Steph L. - Oct 19, 2017 3:52:31 am PDT #7697 of 8624
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
We just watched the one where the other precinct has to share the Nine-Nine's precinct and mayhem ensues.
-t - Oct 19, 2017 4:32:32 am PDT #7698 of 8624
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Defusing the situation?
Steph L. - Oct 19, 2017 4:18:43 pm PDT #7699 of 8624
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
The Good Place: okay, I really want an endless shrimp machine!
-t - Oct 20, 2017 7:12:21 am PDT #7700 of 8624
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
With the mystery flavor?
ETA: if it was there, I would probably have to try it.
DXMachina - Oct 20, 2017 9:01:54 am PDT #7701 of 8624
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
See, I'd prefer the carbon molecules (sic) lined up in the most boring way. But that may just be because I'm an organic chemist and I'm all about carbon atoms.
Okay... So... What did we learn?
And...
Dr. Chidi, my daddy needed a heart transplant. Did you save his life? A really bad man ran him over with a trolley.
-t - Oct 20, 2017 9:04:26 am PDT #7702 of 8624
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Boring carbon is really pretty, I'll give it that. But endless shrimp is endless!
Jealous!Janet is good times.
Steph L. - Oct 20, 2017 9:26:16 am PDT #7703 of 8624
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Dr. Chidi, my daddy needed a heart transplant. Did you save his life? A really bad man ran him over with a trolley.
I was howling at that.
-t - Oct 20, 2017 9:40:49 am PDT #7704 of 8624
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
There may have been actual LOL at that point.