Gunn: The final score can't be rigged. I don't care how many players you grease, that last shot always comes up a question mark. But here's the thing. You never know when you're taking it. It could be when you're duking it out with the Legion of Doom, or just crossing the street deciding where to have brunch. So you just treat it like it was up to you—the world in balance—'cause you never know when it is.

'Underneath'


Comedy 1: A Little Song, a Little Dance, a Little Seltzer Down Your Pants

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Aims - Apr 11, 2008 7:21:00 am PDT #640 of 8624
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Watching The Office. Pain. Lots of pain. I want to kill Jan.


Fred Pete - Apr 11, 2008 7:31:05 am PDT #641 of 8624
Ann, that's a ferret.

Why single out Jan? Michael also bears a lot of the responsibility. (Serious or joking, it's never a good idea to tell your SO, "I'm living in Hell!") Though she did plan a menu that wouldn't be ready until three hours after everyone got there.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 11, 2008 7:31:57 am PDT #642 of 8624
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

That it was. The very idea of "MILF Island" still gives me the giggles.

We laugh now, but 5 or 6 years down the line some new Fox executive hungry for reality programming to develop is going to remember that episode and get the premise greenlighted.


lisah - Apr 11, 2008 7:36:29 am PDT #643 of 8624
Punishingly Intricate

Though she did plan a menu that wouldn't be ready until three hours after everyone got there.

I have a feeling Michael had a hand in the selection of the menu. It's just his style to make the party last as long as possible. Consider what he did to make the party happen in the first place!


DavidS - Apr 11, 2008 7:43:49 am PDT #644 of 8624
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I've forgotten the four most important demographics, though.

Soccer Moms, NASCAR Dads, White Collar Pervs and the Obsese.

Also: "Shut your fried baloney hole!"


Aims - Apr 11, 2008 7:44:18 am PDT #645 of 8624
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Because I just dont like Jan and I think she represents the worst of the worst of overbearing, manipulative, bitchy women.


Fred Pete - Apr 11, 2008 7:51:29 am PDT #646 of 8624
Ann, that's a ferret.

Can't argue with that. On the other hand, as long as she and Michael are together, there are two decent people out there that they aren't making miserable.


Polter-Cow - Apr 11, 2008 7:54:40 am PDT #647 of 8624
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Because I just dont like Jan and I think she represents the worst of the worst of overbearing, manipulative, bitchy women.

She didn't use to, though. She used to be cool!


Aims - Apr 11, 2008 7:55:35 am PDT #648 of 8624
Shit's all sorts of different now.

True day, FredPete.

She was cool. I miss that Jan.


Jesse - Apr 11, 2008 10:24:54 am PDT #649 of 8624
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

30 Rock: You know, the only thing that rang false about MILF Island is that a real show would have had 18-year-old boys, so they could actually Do It with the MILFs.