Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Comedy 1: A Little Song, a Little Dance, a Little Seltzer Down Your Pants

This thread is for comedy TV, including network and cable shows. [NAFDA]


Polter-Cow - Oct 08, 2012 3:40:36 pm PDT #6053 of 8626
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I don't understand that wording. Is it an incomplete sentence?

I think it's a typo. They need more time to market.


Dana - Oct 08, 2012 3:40:45 pm PDT #6054 of 8626
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

My guess is that it's a typo for "time", but I honestly don't know. This is from "TVMoJoe" on Twitter.


Dana - Oct 08, 2012 3:50:54 pm PDT #6055 of 8626
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

More: [link]


le nubian - Oct 08, 2012 3:53:58 pm PDT #6056 of 8626
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

this is BULLSHIT

this is the darkest timeline.

FUCK YOU NBC


-t - Oct 08, 2012 4:07:09 pm PDT #6057 of 8626
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

What? NOOOOOOOO!!!!! I just set the DVR! It's right there in my upcoming shows.

I want to make the noise Abed makes when the clocks change.


Steph L. - Oct 08, 2012 4:50:26 pm PDT #6058 of 8626
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Awww, damn it.

Also, what thread would I post in about "Arrow"? Because I am totally watching that shit. At least the premiere.


-t - Oct 08, 2012 4:52:55 pm PDT #6059 of 8626
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Boxed Set? Because superhero, right?


Steph L. - Oct 08, 2012 4:54:33 pm PDT #6060 of 8626
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Ah, that makes sense. I'm not subbed to that thread, so it didn't occur to me.

I want it to be good -- or, at least entertaining. Green goddamn Arrow!


Lee - Oct 08, 2012 5:27:07 pm PDT #6061 of 8626
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Well that sucks


le nubian - Oct 08, 2012 7:18:10 pm PDT #6062 of 8626
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I am not at all happy about this shit.