Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.

Zoe ,'Serenity'


Comedy 1: A Little Song, a Little Dance, a Little Seltzer Down Your Pants

This thread is for comedy TV, including network and cable shows. [NAFDA]


Lee - Apr 01, 2012 5:08:31 pm PDT #5314 of 8624
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

The look was what I thought was hot.

Abed's watched enough TV to recognize the vice dean's plot, sooner or later.


-t - Apr 01, 2012 5:12:37 pm PDT #5315 of 8624
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I can see that. The hotness. Yes.

The vice dean must have watched a lot of Inspector Spacetime to be able to make such persuasive arguments, right?


le nubian - Apr 02, 2012 8:08:33 am PDT #5316 of 8624
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

can you believe this asshole creator of 2.5 Men? [link]

he actually uses the phrase: "labia saturation."


Jesse - Apr 02, 2012 8:29:03 am PDT #5317 of 8624
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Bitches, am I right??


askye - Apr 02, 2012 8:44:14 am PDT #5318 of 8624
Thrive to spite them

Considering the content of the show I'm not surprised that's his attitude.


Amy - Apr 02, 2012 8:49:00 am PDT #5319 of 8624
Because books.

Oh, he sounds CHARMING.


§ ita § - Apr 02, 2012 9:01:27 am PDT #5320 of 8624
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What makes men damaged? Sorry, it’s women. I never got my heart broken by a man

Does he not get how reasoning works?


Polter-Cow - Apr 02, 2012 9:02:20 am PDT #5321 of 8624
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Wow, that is some awful shit he's spewing. Ugh.


erikaj - Apr 02, 2012 9:47:00 am PDT #5322 of 8624
Always Anti-fascist!

"saturation" means "Five"...that does not seem like Earth Math. And, c'mon, he had a dad, didn't he?(he probably had a man break his heart, then. Probably not on a dick level unless it's a Quarles thing, but you know...)


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 02, 2012 10:22:55 am PDT #5323 of 8624
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I get that having one's heart broken might be the most subjectively painful thing (for those who haven't lost loved ones to tragedy and so forth, at least), but my impression is that of the screwed-up people I've met relatively few of them got that way via a bad breakup.