Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.

Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'


Comedy 1: A Little Song, a Little Dance, a Little Seltzer Down Your Pants

This thread is for comedy TV, including network and cable shows. [NAFDA]


Java cat - Feb 22, 2008 3:43:46 pm PST #518 of 8624
Not javachik

Just looked up the rating of HIMYM compared to 2 1/2 Men. Charlie Sheen skeeves me so I've never watched it, and probably never will, but, really? It gets almost twice the viewership of HIMYM? That sucks. [link] 9.5, 8.5, 8.3 million viewers over the years for HIMYM. [link] 15.1, 14.4, 13.7 for 2.5.

eta for modifier.


erikaj - Feb 22, 2008 4:22:53 pm PST #519 of 8624
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

Nash bridges outrated Homicide, too. Or as Keith Olbermann says "Ten Million flies can't be wrong,"


Laga - Feb 22, 2008 8:38:12 pm PST #520 of 8624
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Charlie Sheen skeeves me

That's hilarious because people in my family keep saying Charlie Sheen reminds them of my brother.

edit: mostly (I think) because they share fashion sense, gestures and facial expressions, not idiotic masculine behavior. Not all idiotic masculine behavior.


quester - Feb 28, 2008 6:34:26 pm PST #521 of 8624
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

This just in: I love Brian Williams!


Java cat - Mar 11, 2008 5:47:52 pm PDT #522 of 8624
Not javachik

Eh. [link] Britney's scheduled to be on How I Met Your Mother sometime in April.

It returns March 17. Yay!


DavidS - Mar 11, 2008 7:28:36 pm PDT #523 of 8624
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Uh...

Britney is expected to play a character called Abby - who works in the doctor's office owned by main character Ted - who is described as "sweet and friendly and scattered and a little nerdy".

Ted doesn't own a doctor's office. He's an architect.

The show revolves around Ted, played by Jason Segal, who tells his children the crazy stories behind how he met their mom.

Jason Segal doesn't play Ted, Josh Radnor does.

NZ entertainment reporters suck ass!


Jon B. - Mar 12, 2008 2:20:31 am PDT #524 of 8624
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Aren't casting spoilers restricted to Spoilage Lite?


Tom Scola - Mar 13, 2008 2:34:42 am PDT #525 of 8624
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Just a reminder, "The Return of Jezebel James", starring Parker Posey and written by Amy Sherman-Palladino, is being offered up for sacrifice to the cancellation gods by Fox this Friday at 8:00.


Jon B. - Mar 13, 2008 6:45:33 am PDT #526 of 8624
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Parker Posey AND Lauren Ambrose!


Kristen - Mar 14, 2008 2:09:26 pm PDT #527 of 8624

I think Jezebel James was doomed months ago when they cut the order from 13 to 7. Plus I have not heard good things about its quality.