It gets better as it goes, too.
Saffron: But we've been wed. Aren't we to become one flesh? Mal: Well, no, uh... We're still two fleshes here, and I think that your flesh ought to sleep somewhere else.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Comedy 1: A Little Song, a Little Dance, a Little Seltzer Down Your Pants
This thread is for comedy TV, including network and cable shows. [NAFDA]
Matt the Bruins fan - May 30, 2011 6:37:18 pm PDT #4088 of 8625
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
le nubian - May 30, 2011 6:39:03 pm PDT #4089 of 8625
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
I think I took my BOT quote out of my tagline. It was up there for a year.
Rayne - May 30, 2011 8:05:46 pm PDT #4090 of 8625
"Oh no! Has falling sky liquid once again caused you the sadness?" -Starfire
I LOVE BoT! Whenever people come to my house, I force them to watch the episode "Racial Sensitivity" (and also The IT Crowd's "The Work Outing" and "The Final Countdown".)
And this was my tag for awhile: Veronica: Chu, chu, chu, chu. Ted: What are you doing? Veronica: That's the sound of me deflecting the whiny bitching with my happiness shield.
DavidS - May 30, 2011 8:09:56 pm PDT #4091 of 8625
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
and also The IT Crowd's "The Work Outing"
Is that the one with "Gay: A Gay Musical"?
Rayne - May 30, 2011 8:12:13 pm PDT #4092 of 8625
"Oh no! Has falling sky liquid once again caused you the sadness?" -Starfire
Yes! Every single storyline works in that one!
DavidS - May 30, 2011 8:19:17 pm PDT #4093 of 8625
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Yes! Every single storyline works in that one!
Yeah, Emmett and I still quote that one occasionally.
Theater worker: How are you disabled?
Roy: Leg disabled!
Jen: May I ask how you became disabled?
Roy: Acid.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 30, 2011 9:11:36 pm PDT #4094 of 8625
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I was somewhat let down by "Racial Insensitivity" after all the hype. I thought "Win Some, Dose Some" and "Lust in Translation" were the funniest episodes overall.
Polter-Cow - May 30, 2011 10:01:50 pm PDT #4095 of 8625
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
"Racial Insensitivity" was pretty good, but "Win Some, Dose Some" had me cracking up in practically every scene.
But, really, the Veridian Dynamics ads are basically THE GREATEST THINGS EVER MADE.
le nubian - May 31, 2011 5:38:05 am PDT #4096 of 8625
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
I was somewhat let down by "Racial Insensitivity" after all the hype.
I can see that, but the elevator and water fountain scenes were just so over the top hilarious, that it eclipses everything else about the episode for me.
-t - May 31, 2011 7:34:51 am PDT #4097 of 8625
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
But, really, the Veridian Dynamics ads are basically THE GREATEST THINGS EVER MADE.
Truly.