"Yes, my boyfriend is 12".
"To be delicate? They hang off the ladies chest. They make milk".
Tracy: Well-- That call -- That call means you just murdered me. Mal: No, son. You murdered yourself. I just carried the bullet a while.
'The Message'
Comedy 1: A Little Song, a Little Dance, a Little Seltzer Down Your Pants
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Kevin - Nov 16, 2007 9:09:20 am PST #382 of 8624
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.
Polter-Cow - Nov 16, 2007 9:59:11 am PST #383 of 8624
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
"Yes, my boyfriend is 12".
I have seen this quoted a few times now, so I will presume it's correct, but I heard "Yes, my boyfriend is swell."
So, Office last night: too much pathos or what?
Just enough. I'm with Cindy. Poor betrayed Michael.
tiggy - Nov 16, 2007 10:01:41 am PST #384 of 8624
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
I was disappointed that it was probably the last ep we'll get this year.
Kevin - Nov 16, 2007 1:58:46 pm PST #385 of 8624
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.
Yep, you're me tiggy. It felt like they were laying out a story arc for the year and we won't see the full payback to me. At least, not any time soon.
I heard the '12' joke, because it's a joke I make all the time. 'Yes, I am 12'. Well, it's funny to ME, anyway.
Java cat - Nov 16, 2007 5:14:15 pm PST #386 of 8624
Not javachik
I'm watching reruns and Booze Cruise made me all "awww." Poor Jim! Then is it called Best Friends? OMG Michael telling everyone! I loved Pam's, "So are you going to be all awkward around me now?" and Jim, "Oh yeah, definitely," and their grins at each other.
Nora Deirdre - Nov 17, 2007 9:17:21 am PST #387 of 8624
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Kelly Kapoor was on FIRE! Loved the "trash talk" vs. "smack talk" speech.
Polter-Cow - Nov 17, 2007 9:19:08 am PST #388 of 8624
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Kelly owned that episode.
Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your boyfriend
'Cause, 'cause, 'cause, 'cause, 'cause he sucks at ping pong
Kevin - Nov 17, 2007 9:43:35 am PST #389 of 8624
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.
...And yet, it's still better than most Avril songs.
Polter-Cow - Nov 17, 2007 10:23:10 am PST #390 of 8624
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Hey now! Her first CD was good, and her second was all right. "Girlfriend" is atypically awful.
tiggy - Nov 17, 2007 10:33:00 am PST #391 of 8624
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
yeah, i actually really liked the second album.