Well, you'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always — no threesomes unless it's boy-boy-girl. Or Charlize Theron.

Harmony ,'First Date'


Comedy 1: A Little Song, a Little Dance, a Little Seltzer Down Your Pants

This thread is for comedy TV, including network and cable shows. [NAFDA]


DavidS - Mar 25, 2011 10:55:51 am PDT #3791 of 8625
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Archer - nice random Magnum P.I. shoutout there, even if they did call attention to it later (although if you didn't catch the reference, you wouldn't understand the attention calling).

Yeah, I have to explain that to Emmett. The AV Club reviewer docked them for the ending, so I don't think he got it either.

Fucking genius, that's what that episode was! Zima chemo terms of enrampagement by way of Family Feud fueled by more pot than Pineapple Express plus Nazi scientists and lameass Irish gangsters.

I thought of Perkins when Archer shot the guy for mocking his scarf.


DavidS - Mar 25, 2011 11:07:35 am PDT #3792 of 8625
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Also, I'm seeing rumors that Archer and Justified will both be renewed which is good news for America.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 25, 2011 11:41:38 am PDT #3793 of 8625
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

When the mobster hurled that insult at Lana I had the urge to dive for cover in my living room.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 31, 2011 5:38:19 pm PDT #3794 of 8625
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

OMG, Archer is so, so wrong. Yet hilarious. "It's like Meowschwitz in there"? Combined with what I can't help but think was a Honey West reference? So, so, very, very, very wrong. And I'm pretty sure that wasn't the worst (as in most offensive) thing in the episode.


DavidS - Mar 31, 2011 8:33:41 pm PDT #3795 of 8625
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

a Honey West reference?

Ocelot!

Emmett was hating Mallory so much. I'm sorry we didn't get to see Pam punch her in the face.

Also, Cyril was a horrible little shit stain.

New respect for Pam, though. Fight Club Pam can take a punch.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 01, 2011 4:12:50 am PDT #3796 of 8625
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Fight Club Pam can take a punch.

And dish one out, as the flashback showed.

Also, Cyril was a horrible little shit stain.

Indeed. He's defitely one of those guys who thinks he's a "nice guy". He's making Sterling look sympathetic by comparison, even if Archer showed more sympathy for Cheryl's ocelot than for Pam. In fact, Sterling and Pam may have been the only two who weren't throat-punch worthy last night.


quester - Apr 03, 2011 2:58:41 pm PDT #3797 of 8625
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

The Simpsons is rerunning the episode where Elizabeth Taylor was Maggie's voice saying her first word. FYI


Steph L. - Apr 07, 2011 3:49:35 pm PDT #3798 of 8625
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Seriously, Mayim Bialik is the BEST thing to happen to Big Bang Theory.


Hil R. - Apr 07, 2011 4:07:09 pm PDT #3799 of 8625
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Brian Greene!


Jon B. - Apr 07, 2011 5:04:17 pm PDT #3800 of 8625
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Mayim Bialik is the BEST thing to happen to Big Bang Theory.

Wait, what? Is she a regular? Does this mean I need to watch another episode (after the theremin one)?