Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.

Zoe ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


SuziQ - Oct 11, 2007 3:55:29 pm PDT #9495 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

A while back someone recommended a great website that had bunches of stripy tights - multitudes of color combinations. I have tried googling, but I can't find it again....help!!! Jilli? Anyone? Bueller?


Atropa - Oct 11, 2007 3:57:37 pm PDT #9496 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Suzi, it was probably www.sock-dreams.com. Or www.welovecolors.com.

Sean, I'm sorry you didn't make it to the next round.


Cass - Oct 11, 2007 4:00:46 pm PDT #9497 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Sighhh... someone tell me not to read Salon letters.
Trudy, I tell you this All of the Damn Time.

It's like asking me to not watch Nascar. Ain't never going to happen. I might give it up for vast stretches of time, but sooner or later I am going to watch the race.

Inevitable, like death, taxes and Dale Earnhardt Jr's engine blowing being called a conspiracy.


SuziQ - Oct 11, 2007 4:02:08 pm PDT #9498 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Thanks Jilli - neither site looks like what I remembered. Not to say that through couldn't have redesigned since I bought, but I'll keep looking. Trying to find big polka dot design tights for the girl.


Vortex - Oct 11, 2007 4:33:02 pm PDT #9499 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

For my straight readers: – are you “out” as an ally? – are you able to talk about gay friends or relatives with others? – are you comfortable shooting down homophobes when they spout off during a conversation?

Yes. and Hell Yes.


Cashmere - Oct 11, 2007 4:36:13 pm PDT #9500 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Sean, so sorry you didn't make the cut.

For my straight readers: – are you “out” as an ally? – are you able to talk about gay friends or relatives with others? – are you comfortable shooting down homophobes when they spout off during a conversation?

Yup.


Jessica - Oct 11, 2007 4:41:14 pm PDT #9501 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

From Pam at Pandagon: If you are straight and an ally, COME OUT. Support your gay friends and loved ones when you hear intolerant conversation, politely engage ignorance with information.

Oh, I loves me some Pam, I do.

Sean, congratulations on your rejection letter!


Sean K - Oct 11, 2007 5:06:10 pm PDT #9502 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Sean, congratulations on your rejection letter!

Hee! Thanks, Jess!


Sean K - Oct 11, 2007 5:07:35 pm PDT #9503 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Also, one of the editors will be making a blog post next monday about the five most common mistakes or problems in the submissions they saw.

I hope I mostly made uncommon mistakes.


meara - Oct 11, 2007 5:08:26 pm PDT #9504 of 10001

37 rounds to 40, and 52-40 is 12, then I add back in the 3 that took 37 to 40, for a total of 15.

This, sort of--I do it by adding, I don't like to subtract, if it's not like, 47-32 (which is easy, cause the 7 is bigger than the 2). I'd be all "37, so that's three to 40, and ten, and two...fiveteen!" Or I use my fingers.

I have keys to my new apartment!!! I have to pick colors to paint it. What goes with red couches?

BEHOLD the man who survived 5 heart attacks! MARVEL as he rakes leaves this weekend!

Good lord, Teppy. That's so crazy.

I also love teaching the FOIL method of two-digit multiplication: 52 * 37 = (50 + 2)(30 + 7) and FOIL it: 1500 + 350 + 60 + 14 = 1924

....good lord. How did that never occur to me? Well, I suppose I'd just write it out. Or use a calculator. I never do that kind of multiplication in my head.

Oh, and in honor of National Coming Out Day: I'm A BIG OL' QUEER! WHOOT!

I'm not gay but my girlfriend is!

this is so much less obviously funny, on the internet, where no one knows if you're a girl!