I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


juliana - Oct 11, 2007 2:29:45 pm PDT #9483 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Tep, your dad is a hilarious Man Of Steel. Dayum.

From Pam at Pandagon: If you are straight and an ally, COME OUT. Support your gay friends and loved ones when you hear intolerant conversation, politely engage ignorance with information.

Straight-ish, in a het relationship, very much an ally.


Daisy Jane - Oct 11, 2007 2:35:18 pm PDT #9484 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

It is personal to me Mariage Equality=Equal Mariages.

ION: Teh Holiez Bibul


JZ - Oct 11, 2007 2:36:02 pm PDT #9485 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

From Pam at Pandagon: If you are straight and an ally, COME OUT. Support your gay friends and loved ones when you hear intolerant conversation, politely engage ignorance with information.

Greatest honor of my life? I was the first family member my baby brother came out to, lo these many years ago.

I want to call Teppy's dad's heart "Timex."

And now I'm picturing her dad as a bit of human Samsonite, rugged and durable and sturdily unharmed as a gorilla jumps up and down on him.


Connie Neil - Oct 11, 2007 2:40:24 pm PDT #9486 of 10001
brillig

From Daisy's link

And Jesus answered sayin "STFU and baptize me n00b" and John did

I hurt myself laughing.


Hil R. - Oct 11, 2007 2:41:39 pm PDT #9487 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I think I need to stop searching the internets for information about hypothyroidism. I got a few useful pages from various medical sites, and then a whole lot of whackaloon theories.


megan walker - Oct 11, 2007 2:43:05 pm PDT #9488 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

It is personal to me Mariage Equality=Equal Mariages.

Just one of the many reasons the issue is important to me. It just took me aback that his assumption was that "important to me"=lesbian. Not that there's anything wrong with that.


Daisy Jane - Oct 11, 2007 2:43:32 pm PDT #9489 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

My favorite so far:

# & Ceiling Cat sayed, Yo, Beholdt, the earths, I has it, & I has not eated it.
# For evry createded stufs tehre are the foodz, to the burdies, teh creepiez, & teh mooes, so tehre.
# & Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, teh good enouf for releaze as version 0.8a. kthx bai.


Sean K - Oct 11, 2007 3:11:51 pm PDT #9490 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

REJECTED!

Greetings,

Thank you for entering the GameMastery Module Open Call. After reviewing all 168 entries, I am sorry to inform you that you query did not advance to the second round. There were a lot of great ideas in the mix though, and I would encourage you to try again in our future open calls.

Thank you for your entry and better luck next time.

Jason Bulmahn

GameMastery Brand Manager

I'm happy anyway. I got my first rejection letter.

Also, I wrote my submission in a matter of hours. They had a very accelerated process for this, as they wanted to get one new open call writer published under the current rulesset, and since the main D&D publishers just announced a new rulesset being published next May, the schedule got pushed up. There was about a five day window or so for open call submissions, and I was working or sleeping for four of those.

Next time, there will hopefully be a little more lead time, and I'll be able to craft a better submission.


omnis_audis - Oct 11, 2007 3:46:22 pm PDT #9491 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Aw Sean. At least your taking it well. I say frame that e-mail! At least we have a scenario to play with for future gaming, no?

{{HUGS}}


Laga - Oct 11, 2007 3:46:30 pm PDT #9492 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

LOLeviticus

1. Teh Ceiling Cat saiz to Moses and Aaron,

2. "Plz saiz to teh Izrulites: Doodz! To make cheezeburgerz liek awesumly, youz need to use theez:

3. U shuld use animulz wiff hoofz n hornz and goes Moo (beefz cowz! lol).

4. Camelz dont mak teh good cheezeburgerz, wtf u thinkin man?!?

5. Badger burgerz are teh sooper-gross 2!!!